kenbythesea
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Learning from my Dog
His name is Bacon,
you would have to see him to understand,
he’s kind of a brindle color,
if that is a color
and he liked the name so we kept it
he’s never told me his Christian name
I think...More...
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posted Jun 28, 2007 12:11PM
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kenbythesea
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If Women Had Their Way
Beer would smell like a flower
All things would be scented
There would be no bottom line
There would be no short version
Toilet paper would come in bails
All sports would last either 1 ...More...
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posted Jun 27, 2007 8:47PM
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kenbythesea
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Advice for the love worn
This blog is not going to help you to please everyone else,
Because you can’t
and be happy
Some people wonder if the grass is greener, it is the fork in the road, time to ask the hard qu...More...
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posted Jun 27, 2007 11:49AM
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kenbythesea
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Care and Feeding
Even though things might not be going so well in the relationship department, don’t forget your care and feeding.
You wouldn’t stop taking care of the dog or the cat, would you?
Here are some th...More...
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posted Jun 26, 2007 5:52PM
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TallBlonde1
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Your Zipper Is Down
Forgive me if this has been posted before....author unknown..
Top ten most polite ways to tell a man his zipper is down....
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back...More...
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posted Jun 24, 2007 12:09PM
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HopelesslyHopeful
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Men
Silly creatures, often bearded, prone to sweating less than judiciously
Eat bacon when not allowed, growl at yogurt on their plate, feral browed
Scratch on head, scratch on back, scratch in crotch, ...More...
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posted Jun 21, 2007 11:21PM
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sherwithme
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Birth control
This is an advertisement I was introduced to many years ago now. It is one of the funniest I have ever seen. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
No let the tears of laughter begin to flow!!!!
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posted Jun 20, 2007 9:49AM
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SpiritOrnery
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Gun Refresher Course
My sister sent me this. Blame it on her. I am sure I am going to get yipped at about this one. Hey, until recently, I did not like guns but ever since the deer ate up my fruit trees I just bought and ...More...
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posted Jun 19, 2007 3:20PM
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chatillion
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COMMUNICATION
The three fastest means of communication.
Maybe you've hear this, long ago... with all the advances in technology, it still holds true
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The three fastest means of communication:
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posted Jun 17, 2007 7:40AM
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HollyDaze
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Quote of the Day
The people you care most about in life are taken too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away
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posted Jun 15, 2007 3:14PM
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roadie10956
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Word Association!
Ok, what word doesn't belong with the others and why?
egg
meat
wife
blow job
blow job of course.
Why?
because you can beat an egg,
you can beat your meat(I know it's crass)
you ca...More...
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posted Jun 12, 2007 3:20AM
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roadie10956
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The English Language!
The English Language. Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?. Let's face it. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger...More...
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posted Jun 10, 2007 7:50AM
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