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HopelesslyHopeful I want to be the Negro King! My daughter just gave her agreement and consent that I should be so, as well! I told her that never before had I so fastly, and readily, been given an affirmation of Kingly qualifications. Oddl...More... 2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 6, 2007 9:11PM Wolf36 Hole "E" Underwear and Lessons Learned I suppose all of us have some faults and quirks that make us unique. One of my major shortcomings is I don’t like things to change. I drive an older model car, I still have a cassette player stereo an...More... 16 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jun 6, 2007 5:42PM brunettee62 Opening Doors Just recently on MD..I have noticed the best forms of encouragment handed from one person to another, passing on positive words of healing due to a loss in a family or of a friend, creativity in ones ...More... 12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 6, 2007 10:45AM Monsterboy Overheard while IMing Me: I wonder if it's possible to get addicted to STD tests for the thrill of the uncertainty... Me: Like gambling. She: hahaha that sounds like Little Britain She: or Monty Python She: definitely ...More... 11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 6, 2007 1:05AM HopelesslyHopeful Things I am definitely not looking for: (continued) Specificity: By this I mean, per above, that it's alright to go so far as to say that you do like fellatio or, if you must, you could say "I really like eating a woman out." and then you need to be d...More... 2 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 5, 2007 2:51PM HopelesslyHopeful Things I am definitely not looking for: Hopefully this will clear up some issues and save many people (or at least me) the embarrasment of feeling the need to email me with their ideas, requests, hopes, dreams, etc. of certain natures: ...More... 4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 5, 2007 2:50PM JATC Living Will Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happ...More... 3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 5, 2007 12:06AM misschoos The Lady Who Keeps Her Friends In A Bucket Thank you for reading my blog 16 comments | 8 kudos | posted Jun 3, 2007 12:08PM JATC Mexican Oysters A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table....More... 8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 2, 2007 11:18PM misschoos The Perfect Man Thank you for reading my blog 13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jun 2, 2007 4:22PM JATC HUMOR…Had to laugh, but felt sorry for that poor little snake! WOW Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in Rockwall, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was br...More... 4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2007 12:48PM chatillion Yes, I see your pretty flowers.... NOW GET OUT OF THE GARDEN. What's up with women standing in the bushes just to have flowers in their photos... 12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 1, 2007 11:21AM TallBlonde1 And Now For Something Completely Different... I think it's time for some levity in here.... Watch this... http://videos.matchdoctor.com/1368/The_Dancing_Cadet.html 8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2007 1:27AM WSOR More Laughs... Here's some more good ones. *HUGS & FOOTRUBS* ladies.. *HANDSHAKES* guys.. A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contraction" to his first year medical students. Real...More... 11 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 31, 2007 9:56PM sparechange64 SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE don't know how tru this is ... but thought it was funny SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE (This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!) This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High S...More... 8 comments | 5 kudos | posted May 30, 2007 3:59PM CoralArenayMar Turner Brown and a sidekick... lol These should be added to the Wednesday's Funnies... lol Turner Brown A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the l...More... 2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 30, 2007 9:53AM CoralArenayMar Wednesday's Funnies Painting a smile on my MD friends faces... Feeling the Goods Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his ...More... 1 comment | 1 kudo | posted May 30, 2007 9:41AM albertafire Ten things to ponder for 2007 #10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. #8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, ma...More... 3 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 30, 2007 12:44AM TallBlonde1 Daily Affirmations for the Mentally Unstable *Joke* Author unknown~~~ Daily Affirmations For The Mentally Unstable.... I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself....unless, of course, I want to stay employed. As I let go of my de...More... 2 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 30, 2007 12:26AM sexy_sara Seven kinds of sex........... The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. Thi...More... 12 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 29, 2007 11:19PM

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