Mysterious_URS
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Gas -----
Me thinks everyone can appreciate this...!!!!
I went into the gas station today and
Asked for five dollars worth of gas.....
The clerk farted ...More...
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posted May 22, 2007 10:39PM
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geniekitten
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water..
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "...More...
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posted May 22, 2007 7:41PM
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geniekitten
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can i ride.?.
A couple were in thier bed ready to make love when their four year old son walked in an asked Daddy can I ride on your back, The Dad said no, when the wife told her husband it's OK honey he doesn't kn...More...
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posted May 22, 2007 5:20PM
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Purplemix1
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REDO, Man in ad wearing wedding gown,,,,,,
The man in the ad on blog page ,,,,,It may just be me not having much luck finding a guy, , but the guy is starting to look pretty good to me, , wonder if he'd let me wear the wedding gown sometimes,...More...
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posted May 21, 2007 3:48PM
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Snoopyman
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Underwear is Important
> If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and
> reserve a tray, because you are dead.
> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
> under your vehicle...From...More...
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posted May 21, 2007 8:18AM
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geniekitten
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twenty dollars
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me".
His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in y...More...
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posted May 20, 2007 7:26PM
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edthepoet
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I can still see you,lol
This is for all the people who are in invisable mode, but are they really,lol
You can see them if they just read your e-mail,lol
You can see them when they just commented,lol
So, don't think ...More...
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posted May 20, 2007 6:35PM
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sparechange64
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TAG I'm it
I've been tagged .... so I should state the original parts ...
The rules are simple. Once you receive a notice that you are tagged, you need to:
1) Post your own blog, just like this one, but w...More...
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posted May 20, 2007 2:27PM
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SpiritOrnery
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Hmmmmm, tags....
Hmmmm, a friend of mine decided to peruse and study my profile. Don't ask me why. I no longer worry about why people do stuff. Anyway, he kept after me telling me that my link was real interesting.
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posted May 19, 2007 3:53PM
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Mysterious_URS
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Womanhood
 
I know what Victoria 's Secret is.
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight
b...More...
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posted May 18, 2007 11:40PM
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sparechange64
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FACTS TO PONDER
FACTS TO PONDER:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistic...More...
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posted May 18, 2007 11:30AM
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liam1949
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eggs benedict and chuck norris
1) there is no evolution: everything lives because chuck norris wills it to live
2) eggs benedict are really good
3) chuck norris had one put in each of his fists
4) anna nicole had two trans...More...
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posted Feb 22, 2007 9:19AM
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