edthepoet
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My newest quote
There isn't any more 20 dollars words, because you buy a dictionary at the dollar store.
I am giving RVerwolf credit for inspiring this credit because of his comment on my blog about hell.
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posted May 18, 2007 10:28AM
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geniekitten
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computers are men......
Reasons computers must be male
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
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posted May 17, 2007 7:57PM
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keyaa
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Love and Marriage
Thoughts By Our Children...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and ...More...
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posted May 17, 2007 2:52PM
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Snoopyman
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Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close ...More...
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posted May 17, 2007 12:28AM
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HopelesslyHopeful
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Blonde Jokes
Q:Why can't blondes dial 911?
A:They can't find the 11 on the phone
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she misse...More...
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posted May 13, 2007 4:09PM
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HopelesslyHopeful
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blow job
Ok, what word doesn't belong with the others and why?
egg
meat
wife
blow job
blow job of course.
Why?
because you can beat an egg,
you can beat your meat(I know i...More...
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posted May 13, 2007 3:35AM
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