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yashaenka Top 100 modern day Confucian sayings 1. Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 2. Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 3. Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not a...More... 2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2007 12:38PM ConfederateAngel Monday giggle Good morning all, I hope that everyone had a nice weekend, here is your giggle for the day. Older Sex.. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex...More... 7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2007 1:34AM fallenangel_45304 Which One Are You?????? Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. 1. Which one of the fo...More... 19 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 22, 2007 7:10PM chatillion "I'm leaving !!!" But you all come back... Why is this? It seems every week one or two people announce they are going to leave. Sometimes it's life calling or work related... usually it's someone or ...More... 10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 22, 2007 8:23AM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Jane Krakowski 1. When you break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with you two or three more times. 2. When you're talking dirty to us, call us a whore and not a prostitute. 3. Straigh...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 12:25PM HopelesslyHopeful 13 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Paget Brewster 1. Even if it's cheap jewelry from the drug- store, we'll get all girlie and adore you for it. (Take the price tag and label off, fellas.) 2. When you order before us, the waiter secretively throw...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 12:23PM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Sanaa Lathan 1. Guys, stop dousing yourselves with fragrance. If a man is swimming in cologne, chances are he's drowning out all of his better qualities. 2. Men who wear sunglasses at night don't look cool, ri...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 12:20PM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Jennifer Coolidge 1. It's the circumference, stupid! The numerical measurement of the bra has nothing to do with the size of our boobs. 2. Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies a...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 12:17PM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Sela Ward 1. Remember in old movies when women used to swoon and "take to the bed" for days at a time? That never happens. We're stronger than that. That being said, if we ever decide to "take to the bed" for d...More... 2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 12:15PM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Parker Posey 1. Compulsive hair playing equals great, unbridled passion, but not necessarily directed toward you or toward anyone in particular. In my latest book, The Secret Language of Hair, I attempt to b...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 12:06PM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Annabeth Gish 1. If you tell us that playing Halo 2 improves the dexterity of your fingers, you'd better be able to prove it. 2. We think Porsches are as overrated and superficial as men who drive SUVs but don...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 12:03PM HopelesslyHopeful 11 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Dana Delany 1. A private plane will not make up for the fact that you have bad breath. 2. Text messaging is for children and people who are having affairs. Don't be either. 3. If you just listen and let her...More... 2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 12:00PM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Regina Hall 1. Size over stamina. 2. Crying and saying you're sorry for calling us Halle Berry during sex still doesn't make it okay. 3. We really do believe your mother is the reason for your inability t...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 11:57AM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Courtney Cox 1. Pull your pants up. You're not 15, you're not a rapper, and we need to see the shape of your ass. 2. Pull your pants down. You're not 85, you're not an accountant, and we don't need to see the ...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 11:56AM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women ala Julia Louis-Dreyfus 1. We know what you're doing when you put your hand in your pocket. 2. We think it's okay if you get fat and go bald. Please do us the same courtesy. 3. When we say we "almost tried that in co...More... 1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 11:54AM HopelesslyHopeful 10 Things You Don't Know About Women : ala Alyssa Milano 10 Things You Don't Know About Women By Alyssa Milano 1. Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-po...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2007 11:48AM chatillion MANKIND'S THREE GREATEST LIES -- REVISED I think all of you remember this old joke: What are mankind's 3 greatest lies...? Right? Answer: 1) The check is in the mail. 2) I'll do it 'first thing' Monday morning. 3) Sweetheart, I won...More... 1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Apr 20, 2007 7:14PM chatillion "CHICK CHANNEL" and TV in the bedroom... This is a warning to Women who watch "The Chick Channel" in bed just before going to sleep. DON'T DO IT. Seriously... DON'T DO IT. Take my advice. You have enough drama in life. You don't need any s...More... 13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 19, 2007 4:44PM fallenangel_45304 Application For Permission To Date My Daughter Application For Permission To Date My Daughter Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical r...More... 8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 19, 2007 8:56AM WestcoastMilo 02-Fore-Tuesday Anyone in the mood for any golf today ? Yeah, I know it is pissting like cats and dogs outside. But hey, I am sure if we get there ... we may even get a discount for a few more balls ! Wohoo ! ...More... 3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 17, 2007 2:50PM

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