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SpiritOrnery

Hillary's Physical
Here's a good example of political humor with a surprise ending. I think it is fun regardless of one's political persuasion.


Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 17, 2007 3:38PM

cars58

Out of 25 Things Would YOU Do in a Elevator..
Just for fun.. What would you do in a Elevator?????


1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kle...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 17, 2007 12:46PM

SpiritOrnery

Tech Support (oldie but goodie!)
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2007 8:40PM

ghost42950

Help for Scammers - Follow Up
One of my fav sites is www.scanbusters.org
Between the Jokes on Us and History lessions it keeps me rolling
Smiles All
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 15, 2007 5:53PM

cars58

HONEST TEST
A One Question Test

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The
test features an unlikely, completel...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2007 1:54PM

MiniMoonPie

you wuz




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>Each Friday night after work, Bubba fired up his outdoor grill and cooked a
>venison steak. All of Bubba's neighbors were catholic, who were forbidden
>to eat meat on Friday. The de...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2007 2:06AM

ghost42950

Links where Scammers can get Help
http://usembassy.state.gov/

List is by Country and regions. Guess what - Africa is the first grouping
Smiles All You can also find links for other Country's Embassy's.
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Mar 15, 2007 12:01AM

LawnMowerMan256

Amusement with the language
I just got a great email from juriufjti(Cancelled)

I think people are using language translator and this is why the English and word usage is so odd.

So I have done a little experiment using one...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2007 9:15PM

SpiritOrnery

How to save the airlines.......
How to save the airlines.........
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the at...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 13, 2007 1:36AM

Monsterboy

Sex & the Sea.
(or Cliff Claven's Wild Kingdom: Anglerfish for her, Inkeeper Worms for him.)

I happened to mention this to the ex tonight, and she immediately thought of the way some friends talked about o...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2007 10:13PM

helen77

i don't know what to call this but it's funny ...my mom sent it to me

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2007 3:57AM

ghost42950

It's Recycled Rules But it made me Smile

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules " From the femal...More...
1 comment | 3 kudos | posted Mar 10, 2007 9:15AM

fuchia04

The Case of the Odd Flower
I guess it's true that real life is funnier than comedy. This is an actual conversation I had with someone today! (sorry, to all you folks in the Fla Forum who may have already read this.)

T...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2007 7:09PM

HopelesslyHopeful

Just the nice bits
There's more than enough negativity online, so here is a wee list of positivity: truly nice things people have said to me, today, on MD.

Not going to mention names and not going to include one nega...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 6, 2007 5:31PM

tjnriley

Gettin married!!!
Guess what?? TJ is getting married!!!!
For all the great people I have met here, its true I am getting married!!
so I guess I should share the details with you..
well I am going to marr...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 4, 2007 2:11PM

HopelesslyHopeful

Four Little Smiles ( to my children )

Don't have to be on a deathbed to know it's true
Regrets aren't for what's done but what I've failed to do with you
Hugs not hugged and laughter not ringing in ears
Times I could have played, if ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 3, 2007 5:30PM

tjnriley

Redneck humor
The Redneck and the Gorilla

A small zoo in Oklahoma had a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterin...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2007 10:07AM

tjnriley

poor Bob
I guess you all know my friend Bob.. and he is haveing a windowrectomy tomorow at st.lukes hospital.. lets all send prayers and hope all will be fine.. Oh and the surgery you ask, its realy simple. it...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 1, 2007 1:37AM

HopelesslyHopeful

(September 15th 2005 w/minor edit now) Friends With Benefits
I get a lot of emails and IM's from people who live in, say, Phoenix. Didn't use to, as I used to live in Anchorage which is sort of like living in Alaska and back then I'd get a lot of emails and IM'...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2007 11:00PM

HopelesslyHopeful

This explains everything!
Another wee something a friend sent me:
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will giv...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2007 10:52PM

 

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