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HopelesslyHopeful (September 15th 2005 w/minor edit now) Friends With Benefits I get a lot of emails and IM's from people who live in, say, Phoenix. Didn't use to, as I used to live in Anchorage which is sort of like living in Alaska and back then I'd get a lot of emails and IM'...More... 2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2007 11:00PM HopelesslyHopeful This explains everything! Another wee something a friend sent me: On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will giv...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2007 10:52PM HopelesslyHopeful My theory on relationships : dating and marriage (written in 2005) This is part of a daily writing exercise I was doing, per someone's request, more or less. Since it is so, it is also, necessarily, a rough draft only; as are pretty much anything you read on my bl...More... 1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2007 10:49PM HopelesslyHopeful Getting Old Is Not For Sissies! Something someone sent me: I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising... I decided to take an aerobics class...More... 0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 28, 2007 10:45PM Bojangles102 2008 National Democratic Convention Schedule 7:00 pm. Flag Burning 7:15 pm. Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations 7:30 pm. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:30-8:00 pm. Non religious prayer by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Imam Abdu...More... 3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 28, 2007 9:30PM tjnriley steriotype.. Im probaly gonna get Booted for this one.. But I mean what the heck? its all just in humor.. after all many other others do the same on stage.. wish me luck!! LOL Top 10 reasons why there are n...More... 2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2007 8:08AM tjnriley a little humor for wednesday Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold ev...More... 9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 28, 2007 6:18AM redtigr The masterful art of procrastination and evasion... (subject to derision...) I'm feelin' kinda reactionary this morning. My back still hurts a lot in the when I first get up and the blogs of late have confounded me... My blogger comfort zone has edged away, leaving me feeling...More... 8 comments | 6 kudos | posted Feb 27, 2007 12:15PM Snoopyman Welcome to Church Three couples, an eldery couple, a middle aged couple, and a newlywed couple, all want to join the new church in their town, so they go and have a meeting with the Minister. The Minister says "Now, i...More... 3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 26, 2007 7:48AM WhiteThunder1969 Blonde Jokes I do not normally tell blonde jokes other than to my best friend (she a blonde) and that is because we both can laugh at it. Anyway, it not meant to offend any blondes as I love blondes. So here are s...More... 7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2007 11:37PM HopelesslyHopeful The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army continued 78. I may not call block my chain of command. 79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese. 80. Not allowed to wear a dress to any army functions. 81. May not bring a drag queen to the ba...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2007 3:30AM HopelesslyHopeful The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army Cleaning out my computer .. this is something I was sent a while ago, pretty funny. A little worrisome though as I have way more in common with Skippy than I would like to ever have to admit.  *grin...More... 2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 25, 2007 3:26AM HopelesslyHopeful Are there any Nigerians still in Nigeria? *ahem* I am not asking for a role call or to be contacted by them, if there are, mind you. It's just that I keep getting messages from people whose ethnicity is Nigerian but all of them say they ...More... 0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 25, 2007 3:10AM HopelesslyHopeful Things I shall try to avoid doing (please read w/humor intact) Its' been brought to my attention that many people find certain activities rude or otherwise undesirable so, despite the fact that I have never done most of them, I am solemnly promising, now, that ...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2007 2:40AM one_dimple Simplified Dump....(edited title) So, okay, it's been a long day...I'm breaking my own cardinal rules and multiple blogging....I worked all day, stocked my mom up on groceries and goodies for her cats so they'll be comfortably cozy du...More... 5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2007 2:16AM one_dimple Your partner....what they say and what they mean. Ever wonder what your partner is really saying? Here is what they say, and what it really means... Did you come? = Because I didn't. I have something to tell you. = Get tested. I'm a Romantic...More... 10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 24, 2007 11:16PM bry8iyze What do women really want? this email forward is worth sharing. >King Arthur and the Witch: > >Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a >neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but...More... 7 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 24, 2007 10:21AM SpiritOrnery Learn Chinese Quick! This is easier than learning Spanish! Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (Better if you read them out loud, or they may not make much sense) ENGLISH WAY CHINESE WAY That's not right. Sum Tin...More... 11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 21, 2007 4:17PM HopelesslyHopeful Fat, saucy, sarcastic, poor, and utterly charming part one about myself : I believe in truth in advertising and I know I"m not perfect. Be prepared to meet a real person -not a great beauty,goddess - just another human who grows leg hair, gets ill, ha...More... 1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Feb 19, 2007 10:46PM redtigr Have you noticed ...? I have two little things to bring to y'alls attention O bloggers and MD folks... Number one.. You know the Hallowed Popular Blogs Page? Has anybody wondered what's that funny little blog about...More... 20 comments | 8 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2007 12:38AM

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