SpiritOrnery

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Big Corporation Integration
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usua...More...
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posted Feb 14, 2007 7:35PM
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HopelesslyHopeful

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Of Whales and Vegemite
A tale from mid-childhood when I had a teacher who was a very good teacher who sought to share with us, her class, the wonders of the world and to create in us somewhat more of a social conscience. ...More...
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posted Feb 8, 2007 5:17PM
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albertafire

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People # 28 ...
OH, to be only half
as WONDERFUL as
your child thought
you were.
And only half as STUPID as your teenager
THINKS you are.
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posted Feb 3, 2007 5:03PM
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biggreywolf

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Glue and Cake
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue... and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake?
Where did the glue go?
NEED AN ANSWER?
You know darned well where it went...More...
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posted Feb 2, 2007 8:09AM
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albertafire

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Some Giggles...
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, part...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2007 1:24PM
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biggreywolf

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Rodeo Sex
Someone just sent this to me and when I stopped laughing it just seemed like the right thing to do to pass it along. Enjoy it my friends.
Rodeo Sex Three Texans, Pappy, Joe and Ben, were out on t...More...
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posted Jan 26, 2007 11:24AM
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fuchia04

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An Arse Dryer?
Not much has been happening lately, thus not very many blogs. Two weeks ago I went to drop off negatives to be scanned and then went to the restroom to wash my face. While doing so, I suddenly hear a ...More...
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posted Jan 20, 2007 10:53PM
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Mysterious_URS

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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playg...More...
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posted Jan 20, 2007 3:06PM
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sugarhoneybee

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Snow in the desert!
As I lay sleeping Friday morning, blissfully unaware, I am told that it snowed in my small California desert town (growing larger as we speak). What's even more shocking is that it took me until last ...More...
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posted Jan 16, 2007 1:22PM
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albertafire

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The Flight Crew !!!
The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc . Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip whil...More...
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posted Jan 16, 2007 2:16AM
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JerseyGrL1970

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Celebrity Quotes...
It's all about sex...........
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex...More...
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posted Jan 11, 2007 2:47PM
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