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deanmd1973

My Autobiography- THIS IS FUNNY!!
People tell me that I have one heck of a sense of humor and need to be a comedian. It is true that I find humor in almost every situation! For example, my Grandmother passed away about 2 years...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 16, 2007 8:57PM

SpiritOrnery

Big Corporation Integration
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usua...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 14, 2007 7:35PM

HopelesslyHopeful

Top 10 Reasons E.T.P. Should Just Bite Me (Real and Imaginary)

1) He once established an outpost on my private land, staffed by his legions of blood-imbibing, slavering, minions who were thoroughly disrespectful and never would wash their windows so us peeping ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 13, 2007 12:15PM

SpiritOrnery

Low Maintenance vs High Maintenance
Okay, this piece is more about the guys than the gals but it is also about the women the men want in their lives. So guys, some of you claim (and some brag) about being low maintenance. Then you say y...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2007 6:03PM

HopelesslyHopeful

Of Whales and Vegemite
A tale from mid-childhood when I had a teacher who was a very good teacher who sought to share with us, her class, the wonders of the world and to create in us somewhat more of a social conscience.
...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 8, 2007 5:17PM

amkirkley

Summary Of My Last Year On The Computer
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat
poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a
wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub th...More...
4 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2007 4:51AM

albertafire

People # 28 ...
OH, to be only half

as WONDERFUL as

your child thought

you were.

And only half as STUPID

as your teenager

THINKS you are
.
0 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 3, 2007 5:03PM

biggreywolf

40 Things you wish you could say
40 THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How abou...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 2, 2007 8:47AM

biggreywolf

Glue and Cake
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...
and then you add eggs and sugar...
and you get cake?

Where did the glue go?

NEED AN ANSWER?

You know darned well where it went...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Feb 2, 2007 8:09AM

albertafire

Some Giggles...
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night.

Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, part...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2007 1:24PM

biggreywolf

Rodeo Sex
Someone just sent this to me and when I stopped laughing it just seemed like the right thing to do to pass it along. Enjoy it my friends.

Rodeo Sex
Three Texans, Pappy, Joe and Ben, were out on t...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2007 11:24AM

Monsterboy

Thoughts on Emily Dickinson
She wrote thousands of poems,
it frightens me to ken,
we'd be denied these rhymes today
if we'd had Paxil then.
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Jan 23, 2007 9:34PM

fuchia04

An Arse Dryer?
Not much has been happening lately, thus not very many blogs. Two weeks ago I went to drop off negatives to be scanned and then went to the restroom to wash my face. While doing so, I suddenly hear a ...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Jan 20, 2007 10:53PM

Mysterious_URS

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playg...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 20, 2007 3:06PM

MetryTechie

Somtin' to lighten tings up cher
YOU MIGHT BE A CAJUN IF...

1. You start an angel food cake with a roux.

2. You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says "Don't eat the dead ones" and you know what he means.

3. You ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 19, 2007 10:05PM

sugarhoneybee

Snow in the desert!
As I lay sleeping Friday morning, blissfully unaware, I am told that it snowed in my small California desert town (growing larger as we speak). What's even more shocking is that it took me until last ...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 16, 2007 1:22PM

albertafire

The Flight Crew !!!
The airliner pushed back from the gate,
the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual
information regarding seat belts, etc .

Finally, she said,
"Now sit back and enjoy your trip whil...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 16, 2007 2:16AM

JerseyGrL1970

LIFE WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WERE BACKWARDS
You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Jan 13, 2007 9:55PM

Monsterboy

If clothes were like political parties
"

"Can I help you, sir?"

"Just browsing, thanks. Um... where are the other clothes?"

"I'm sorry, sir?"

"There are only two suits here. Where are the other clothes?"

"Oh, that's all w...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2007 3:11PM

JerseyGrL1970

Celebrity Quotes...
It's all about sex...........

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2007 2:47PM

 

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