AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating
These are recent blogs posted by members that were tagged with humor.

IB4U

WHAT CAN WE EAT ????
WHAT CAN WE EAT ????
..
Seems as if everything we want to eat something is wrong
with it. It may be fattening, high in fats, too much sugar,
calories are to high. One day an article...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 3, 2009 3:39PM

wordsenchanting

Illegal Immigrants
They sneak under fences and burrow tunnels to cross from Mexico into Texas. Then they go at night unnoticed straight into Arkansas and over the past few years they have populated MY area of the Ozark...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 30, 2009 11:11PM

chatillion

John's wife... maybe someone will come forward.
Every other month or so, I receive e-mail from a recent widow (read: scammer) who typically has a pile of her late husbands money in a bank and needs my help to spend his cold hard cash.
Enter: MRS K...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 30, 2009 5:55PM

kywonder

~~~Warshing Clothes Recipe
"Warshing" Clothes Recipe.........

Never thought of a "warsher" in this light before..what a blessing!
"Warshing Clothes Recipe" -- imagine having a recipe for this ! ! !
Years ag...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 26, 2009 11:57PM

chatillion

Me
'Me' seems to be the most used photo caption on Matchdoctor... followed by 'It's me' and 'just me'
I suppose the concept is 'very deep' to think that a profile photo with only one person in it...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 26, 2009 6:49PM

chatillion

Gayish Designers... biting the hand that feeds you.
I've always wondered why design, acting, dance, Broadway, fashion, arts tend to attract gay (or gayish) men. They're usually very good at their chosen profession, but they all seem so temperamental. I...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 20, 2009 5:58PM

ragtopcookie

Joke Of The Day......
A test.....to find out whos really youre best friend......you lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car........four hours later....you let them out........which one is gonna be glad to see ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 17, 2009 6:55PM

chatillion

The Chicken Bomb !
I used to work for a guy who was 6'-4" and 295 pounds. Most of the weight was in his belly. His arms and legs were proportional but he looked 9 months pregnant.
Down the street from his factory was a...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 17, 2009 12:01PM

JackfromtheBox

Waterboarding
Nancy Pelosi is getting blasted for KNOWING about waterboarding. Good grief! Shouldn’t we be going after the people who request it or do it? Wouldn’t we rather lose a war and suffer countless more d...More...
22 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 17, 2009 5:33AM

chatillion

I need your prayers tonight...
I've seen people blog prayer requests on MD and they always have success. Tonight I need your help. I was born with a small penis. Actually, It was normal as a child, but I grew up and it didn't. As l...More...
20 comments | 9 kudos | posted May 16, 2009 11:02PM

Etowah

No wonder our state and local governments are going broke! LOL
Just noticed that all the blogs sent in early on a Saturday morning are from guys. What does that tell you about our wild lives?
If you have any doubt that the ultra-right wer...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 16, 2009 10:02AM

chatillion

I could be poor white trash, with the following exceptions...
I don't have a pickup truck
I don't chew tobacco
There are no 'cars on blocks' in my front yard
I don't own guns or go hunting
I don't go fishing either...
My house is brick construction with a t...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 16, 2009 7:23AM

chatillion

Growing up... you just can't win !
As a kid, I think I walked a different path. In doing so, I often heard "Why can't you be like the other kids"
So, I decided to follow the crowd and I heard "If Billy jumped off a cliff would you jum...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 15, 2009 12:34PM

kywonder

~~~~Two Crocodiles~~~~
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the Potomac River.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said:

'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 14, 2009 10:25AM

San_Diego_Donald

To Women Everywhere, From the Men Who Have Had Enough..
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secre...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 13, 2009 4:59PM

texasblues

Days of Olde
(something lighter from under the troll bridge)

In the days of olde when knights were bold
and matchdoctor was not yet invented
courtship was seriously prevented
to find a lady fair
armor...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 3:30PM

Etowah

There is a FUTURE for the "fallen" priest in Miami!
Father Albert Cutie of Miami is in a heap of trouble. He was caught in the act (al flagrante , , , they say in Spanish) of being heterosexual. Bet no one would have batted an eye if he had bee...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted May 10, 2009 5:17PM

chatillion

Limericks...
I've always been intrigued with limericks, something I thought was Irish origin. My quick (internet) research may seem to support this. Documented in England as early as 1898, a limerick is generally ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 7, 2009 6:27PM

ragtopcookie

Famious Move Quiote........
Now days its easyer to be killed by a terrorist.......than for a woman to get remarried past the age of fourty.......Sleepless in seattle...... .....was watching it last lite.........More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 7, 2009 4:37AM

JATC

11 People on a Rope
I'm so sorry guys, but the 'picture this put in my mind' when I read the ending just made me crack up!

I am sure all the wonderful men can take a joke!
Eleven...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 6, 2009 5:21PM

 

free adult dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2009 Online Singles, LLC.
WEB1
humor blogs