geniekitten
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****Mafia Bookkeeper****
A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The ...More...
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posted Nov 4, 2009 11:18AM
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kywonder
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~~~When A Woman Lies~~~
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her
thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"My dear child, why are you crying?" The seams...More...
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posted Oct 30, 2009 10:21PM
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bluewind37
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Spelling
Spelling to get into Heaven
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitt...More...
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posted Oct 30, 2009 12:11PM
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bluewind37
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The Spoon
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order car...More...
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posted Oct 29, 2009 10:24AM
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jers04
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Joke
60 Plus Deodorant
Ok, I got this new deodorant today.
The instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom ".
It kinda hurts and I can barely walk,
but wh...More...
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posted Oct 27, 2009 2:26PM
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IamTrinity
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How to avoid the flu
Better than a Flu
Shot!
Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One after...More...
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posted Oct 26, 2009 9:57AM
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kywonder
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Summary of Life
This was sent to me by sister. It is too cute to pass up. Thanks Lynn.
Summary of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how ha...More...
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posted Oct 24, 2009 9:08PM
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kywonder
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~~~~Living in 2009~~~~
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009
when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone...More...
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posted Oct 22, 2009 6:23PM
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jers04
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GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a ...More...
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posted Oct 21, 2009 4:10PM
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teacuppoms
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funeral procession
THE FUNERAL PROCESSION Oct 21, '09 2:51 PM
for everyone
Need a good hump day break???Take one and have yourself a good laugh.Just don't mess up your keyboard cause I almost did when I read...More...
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posted Oct 21, 2009 4:04PM
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kywonder
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~~~Earl & Bubba~~~
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,
"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to
me in over 2 months."...More...
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posted Oct 20, 2009 2:37PM
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bluewind37
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How to avoid the flu shot
To avoid it...
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune syste...More...
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posted Oct 15, 2009 2:10PM
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