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ShnFar So Proud Our eight year old brought home her 2nd 9 weeks progress reports from school yesterday. We were so shocked yet So Proud to see that she's became a Straight A 2nd grade student. When school started she...More... 3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 25, 2008 1:15PM Monsterboy Tonight was good. Grace rocks. First, she's messing with some change on my desk and looks up to say, "You know what I don't understand? Why you can buy things with money. I mean... why can't you just give them... this ...More... 5 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 16, 2008 1:45AM goatman A Warm Feeling I got a call a little while back from my 2nd wife's oldest son. During the 3 years of on and off relationship, and short marriage to his mom, he lived with us for a little over a year. He had droppe...More... 8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 15, 2008 11:42PM albertafire AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION? This could only happen with a little Italian kid.. 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes,...More... 7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 9, 2008 6:13PM stickshiftsally Kids Say the Darndest Things Having taught young children for nearly 25 years, it never ceases to amaze me the information they can spew out at the drop of a hat. I'm not talking about information they have learned at school, bu...More... 5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 5, 2008 11:48PM Monsterboy Where have all the panties gone? Wtf? Eve owns about three zillion pairs of panties. Each of us parents does the laundry at least once a week, so in theory she should be able to get by on 4 or so. So why the hell do I h...More... 4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 4, 2008 8:32AM KAOS2007 SCHOOL PROJECTS THAT DIDN'T WIN {image omitted; click title to view} {image omitted; click title to view} http://i164.photobuck...More... 13 comments | 8 kudos | posted Nov 2, 2008 2:11PM Monsterboy Post-Halowe'en post Every year, I say that next year I'll have costumes ready beforehand. Every year, I spend the afternoon -- and usually early evening -- frantically cutting and sewing. This year, though, I didn't do t...More... 6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 1, 2008 11:01PM albertafire T.O.T A teacher in a one-room schoolhouse arrives one morning to find a nice red apple on her desk with a tag tied to it saying T.O.T. Knowing that she had some not-so-nice prankst...More... 6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 1, 2008 5:21PM Tiramisu4u ................CUSS OR NOT TO CUSS..................................... Reading about antics of children reminds me of an incident a few weeks ago. My daughter and kids were visiting, and the youngest g-daughter asked her mom if she was big enough to sit at the table ...More... 11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 25, 2008 11:08AM Sweetheart83446 Five things my Son has Taught Me this Week 1. People cut the tails off Rottweilers because they want to collect the tails. He says, “They cut the tails off, drain the blood, and then dip the tails into “stiff water.” After the tails are dry, p...More... 17 comments | 19 kudos | posted Oct 18, 2008 2:30PM Monsterboy The Dinosaur Diner. Where Dinosaurs dine. Background: I was informed when I got her this afternoon that Grace had made up a song. "Dinosaur Diner". On the way home from the laundry, she shared. Grace: "The Dinosaur Diner, W...More... 2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 12, 2008 9:08PM Monsterboy God is gender indeterminate. So for Sunday school, Grace was supposed to draw a picture of what she thinks God looks like. Now, from Grace, I'd expect a quizzical frown and "God doesn't look like anything. You can't see...More... 3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 11, 2008 9:29PM Monsterboy And that was today's lesson in moral ambiguity. for the cubs tonight. I didn't watch much of it, myself (will watch with the GF later), but I caught the mostly paint-by-numbers ending. Possible spoiler, but only for ...More... 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 4, 2008 9:18AM Monsterboy Reading. It's your window to the world. Grace (to Eve): "Want me to read you the really interesting part, where blood covers the field?" 0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 1, 2008 5:31PM wolfmist Teenagers... whatcha gonna do? Doncha love teens? I got home from my daughter's auditinons for the school play and found the bathroom full of bloody tissues. They were everywhere. Looked like someone slashed off a pinkie or somethi...More... 0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 18, 2008 10:40PM kywonder To All Pet Owners To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain m...More... 3 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2008 9:32AM Monsterboy Well, that didn't last long. [Warning: The following is something of a bitchfest. Read or not as you will.] Honeymoon's over with Grace's school. The bus was supposed to whisk her off at 7:57 a.m., letting me start my day at a...More... 8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 3, 2008 10:15AM Monsterboy First day of school. With free gender role reinforcement! New school. Grace is in the Gifted & Talented program at PS 54 this year, and hopes are high -- well, exist, anyway -- that she won't be bored out of her mind. All seems to have gone well. The teac...More... 4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 2, 2008 9:57PM Monsterboy You keep me posted, sweetie. Nightly cuteness just in. As I'm getting the girls ready for bed, Eve climbs up to stand next to me on my chair, whispers in my ear: "I have a secret but I don't know what it is." Mayb...More... 6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 29, 2008 9:30PM

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