albertafire
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Mother Nature
Towards the end of the golf course,
Dave hit his ball into the woods and found
it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play,
he ended up thrashing...More...
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posted Aug 25, 2008 7:31PM
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albertafire
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THE WEDDING NIGHT
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon,
so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's
house for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny,
Fred's little brothe...More...
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posted Aug 22, 2008 12:03AM
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albertafire
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Fast Sex !!!!
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office...
But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got ...More...
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posted Aug 16, 2008 2:04PM
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albertafire
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Copper Wire ...
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year,
New York scientists
found traces of a copper-wire system
dating back 100 years, and they
came to the conclusion that their ancestors ...More...
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posted Aug 9, 2008 9:20PM
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albertafire
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MY FIRST CONDOM:
I recall my first time with a condom,
I was 16 or so.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter,
and she could...More...
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posted Aug 8, 2008 11:36PM
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albertafire
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Little boy on the Bus
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore
his collar backwards.
The man, who was a p...More...
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posted Jul 26, 2008 6:05PM
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albertafire
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PHONE REPAIR
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company
to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called -
and that on the few occasions,
when it did ring, her dog always moane...More...
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posted Jul 24, 2008 10:42PM
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albertafire
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Everything in heaven is free!
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years,
died in a car crash.
They had been in good health the last ten years,
mainly due to her interest in health food and exer...More...
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posted Jul 17, 2008 12:30AM
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albertafire
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AS I LIE AWAKE !!!
I lie awake waiting for you.
As I lie on my bed, thinking about you,
I feel this strong urge to grab you and
squeeze you, because I can't forget last
night. You came to me une...More...
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posted Jun 28, 2008 7:11PM
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albertafire
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MISSING HUSBAND !!!!
John was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him
'Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200...More...
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posted Jun 20, 2008 11:04AM
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albertafire
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SKINNY DIPPING...
An elderly man in West Virginia
had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic
...More...
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posted Jun 20, 2008 10:54AM
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albertafire
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A Southern Baptist...
The lady was a Roman Catholic who attended services
and taught Sunday School every week.
On one Sunday, an out-of-town gentleman was seated
in the pew behind her.
He noted what a f...More...
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posted Jun 18, 2008 3:40PM
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