dharmaseeker
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Christians and rednecks!
Up until five days ago my nine year old boy was a running, jumping, always active motor-mouth. He was also my biggest fan, hanging on me like an ornament on a Christmas tree. All of my kids are like...More...
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posted Aug 10, 2009 9:13AM
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IB4U
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Redneck Woman
We have have these jokes
about being a Redneck ,Heres
a story about Redneck Women
Just click in the box below
and please throw no tomatoes
at me LOL
Hope you have fun with it
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posted Oct 3, 2008 11:19PM
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IB4U
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You are a Redneck If #2
You are a Redneck If #2
1. You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines
2 .You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi...More...
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posted Apr 5, 2008 1:49PM
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malexand
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USRSF To Be Deployed
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been ...More...
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posted Mar 13, 2008 7:03PM
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Bojangles102
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Memories of a Redneck
There was this widowed redneck. He was in his 60's or 70's.
He was sittin' 'round the local hardware store and a few young bucks asked him to tell about his memorable sexual experiences.
He lea...More...
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posted Dec 23, 2007 6:07PM
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ozonebabygirl
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REDNECK PICKUP LINES
1. Did u fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2. R ur parents retarded? Cuz u sure r special.
3. My luv for you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to s...More...
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posted Oct 18, 2007 12:01AM
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geniekitten
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~Southern Living~
When You Live In The DEEP South :
* You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
* You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
* Your property has b...More...
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posted Sep 27, 2007 8:11PM
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mojorisin
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redneck etiquette lesson
DINING OUT
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise' the fruit of the vine. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fi...More...
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posted Jul 30, 2007 8:56AM
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mojorisin
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redneck humor (joke)
Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a...More...
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posted Jul 25, 2007 9:08AM
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