albertafire

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Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife !!!!
a friend sent me this,,, wiping tears ,, lmao.... this is too, funny, long but oh my...
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A ...More...
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posted May 4, 2009 2:52AM
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wordsenchanting

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Don't Say "Stupid"
I was at Lowes the other day. When the gal rang up my purchase, the cedar 1"x6"s rang up as 1"x8"s so they were about $5 apiece too high. I was buying several of them, so it had to be corrected. O...More...
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posted Feb 12, 2009 1:52PM
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Gary51hwd

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Hide Your Money! a poem by Me
Hide your money in a bucket Way down underneath your bed Better guard it with revolvers Any robbers? Shoot 'em dead
Cancel out your cable Internet? Just pull the plug Do it while you're able
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posted Sep 22, 2008 8:22PM
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asnet

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Update: Screwing Up at the VA
Help Our Veterans Vote
By SUSAN BYSIEWICZ Published: August 10, 2008 New York Times
Hartford, CT
WHAT is the secretary of Veterans Affairs thinking? On May 5, the department led by James ...More...
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posted Aug 18, 2008 1:54PM
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pistola82

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First impressions
I look at profiles and photos and I am really amazed at the number of knuckleheads whose first words for a pretty lady is "Damn you are sexy" or "hit me up, you sexy thang" or something stupid like th...More...
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posted Apr 27, 2008 11:30AM
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dmbradley1978854

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IDIOT SIGHTING
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, an...More...
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posted Jan 14, 2008 9:13PM
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Gary51hwd

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"Hello Stupid".
...The older I get, the more I'm convinced that I'm really very stupid. Not that I've quit growing intellectually speaking, but that I'm just too hard-headed and egotistical to admit some funda...More...
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posted Oct 28, 2007 7:37PM
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ucopomchick

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YOU have got to be kidding me!
so i have come to a consensus that men under the age of 30 are fawking idiots!!! i mean let me tell you what has been going on.. ya i have a cute face and that reels em in .. i start talking and im a ...More...
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posted Apr 17, 2007 8:29PM
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