| Yawn... Another stalker spies on me again, GO AWAY |
| about myself: |
Nuttin better than the internet fur fun.
An inside look into Always_Striving's Life and Mind.
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My thoughts on "pet peeves" ..........
I'm trying to find a pair of mating peeves (preferably purple peeves), I've always wanted a peeve, but I've been told from numerous people that purple peeve's are illegal in the USA.
My heritage is 50% Oklahoma Cherokee, and 50% Mexican. 100% USDA....LoL. ;o) Tested 130 on I.Q. exam.
I have strong bonds with all my family members and care for them.
I am drawn to people with positive attitudes, and ones that somewhat care about their bodies.
Although I am a little silly willy with my humor at times, Ima...... Ima......Ima feels that Ima true romantic at heart..... kinda sorta in a kinda way .....Ima..... Ima .....ummmmm. |
| willing to relocate: | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Friendship, Long term relationship, On line chat, Marriage |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Dark brown |
| hair: | Dark brown |
| hairstyles: | Teased or spiked, Above the ears |
| body type: | Average |
| height: | 5'10 (178cm) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Bachelor's degree |
| ethnicity: | Hispanic/Latin, Native American |
| speaks: | English, Spanish |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Rarely |
| living status: | Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Dog(s) |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Yes, probably |
| job: | Construction/Facilities |
| about my work: |
Part-time Engineering Corporate and Community College Trainer
Electrician Business. |
| political position: | Some other viewpoint |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Clubbing, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Spending time with pets, Sporting events, Travel, Video games |
| attributes: | Funny, Adventurous, Attractive, Communicative, Family Oriented, Goal Oriented, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Outdoorsy, Problem Solver, Self Confident, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
First date: Chatting and games in the Matchdoctor Forums.
Follow up date: Matchdoctor e-mail exchanges followed up with mental imagery- hmmm, hot, hot, hot.
Our third date will be "The meeting date".
It must occur at my parent's house where you will be expected to join us in watching YouTube videos of people who snort Jell-O into their noses using straws, and people who drain their friend's infected abscesses. This ritual seems to humor the parents and will make a good first impression on them. Please smile and don't talk very much.
It is very important that upon meeting my parents for the first time, and subsequent times thereafter, that you must appear nude before them and have all of your body hair removed (this must include: eyebrows and eye lashes). Although they are very strict about this, I am not.
The justification for this is to probe you thoroughly for all of your existing birth defects which may be potentially passed on.
The procedure takes place in a sterile environment and is done simply by lying down on their stainless steel examination table and they'll do the rest.
They may allow you to completely cover your body with talcum powder prior to the probing if should you smile and embrace this procedure before hand. My parents aren't space aliens; this is just something they have to do.
BTW, If I were you.... I'd smile for them. :)
I often find it entertaining to sit at the curbside to count yellow cars during Friday night rush-hour traffic. I believe that, in time, you will learn to accept and enjoy this activity too. Although I find it to be an alternative to dating, I believe that it can be enjoyed as a dating activity if you are just willing to give it a try. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
It's very important for all of you nice women (potential breeders) to know that I am only going to date women within 40 miles (65km) of my home.
I prefer to meet a spasmodic stuttering woman because those types are a major turn on for me and they don't intimidate my mommy.
Your must always try to keep your belly button clean, especially when you are in public, papa will most surely be performing random scent inspections for festering bacteria.
My parents will expect a marriage with many babies, and even more babies as soon as we can get busy makin' the bacon (humping) within the fiscal year of our meeting because they need tax breaks from the "new family" (our newly formed family) whom will be eventually living in the rooms of their cool, dimmed lighted basement. I have been successful in convincing my parents that I only need one wife.
I'm the good son to them and always like to keep them happy and content.
You must enjoy slurping spaghetti noodles covered with red sauce through your puckered lips one noodle at a time so the sauce accumulates at your lips before falling back onto your plate.
It certainly impresses my papa because it was his family’s tradition as well.
You will learn to master it since spaghetti will be eaten in their home 4 times a week.
I won't look down on you, should you choose to bow your head and blow bubbles into your milk cup through a straw when seated at our table.
The whole family seems to prefer doing this instead of looking eye to eye and talking during dinner time.
Pounding the dinner table with your fork and knife in hand for second and third food helpings is expected in my parent’s home.
It makes mommy feel appreciated.
I will reject all women who might feel compelled to club baby seals to death for their fur. It's a major turn off to me. |
| Ideal Match |
| education: (low) | High school, Some college |
| smokes: (high) | No, don't smoke |
| activities: (med) | Family/children, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, Travel, Video games |
| drinks: (med) | Rarely |
| attributes: (med) | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Self Confident, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| speaks: (med) | English |
| has children: (low) | No |
| willing to relocate: (low) | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| wants children: (med) | Yes, probably |
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