HERE'S something that annoys me.  
Environmentalists. Now, I'm not saying "Hey, let's trash the Earth and totally ignore all the harm we're causing future generations." What I AM saying though, is I only have 6 lights in my house, 1 of...More...

4 comments | 2 kudos | 94 views | posted May 8, 2008 at 11:40 AM

Just call me Onslo  
Or however it's spelled. Whatever. But last night my brother and I were watching The Universe on the history channel, and they were talking about the worst weather and such in the universe. And they g...More...

1 comment | 0 kudos | 63 views | posted Apr 9, 2008 at 7:27 AM

My upcoming birthday  
Here is a list of all the things I would like for my birthday.
Helicopter and 4 parachutes
Crate of tequila (this is being taken care of by my dear friend Richard)
That awesome Simple Plan cd my c...More...

5 comments | 0 kudos | 69 views | posted Mar 26, 2008 at 12:51 PM

Ask a stupid question..  
So, a while back I posted a blog to comment on the fact Barbie had a dog that pooed. I wondered what they would think of next. Ask a stupid question. NOW they have a baby doll that pees. And as this i...More...

10 comments | 0 kudos | 91 views | posted Mar 26, 2008 at 8:38 AM

Titanium Titan should spend a day with my dude. THEN hed know who's LAME  
LAME. my freaking weekend was LAME. Lame fest Oct. '07 started friday night. spent the night at my dudes place. got stuck watching baseball. was nagged into going to bed at 11. for NO reason. well, so...More...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 63 views | posted Oct 16, 2007 at 8:28 AM

IM A HOBOSEXUAL!  
Or so it seems. Most of my exes are bums. But thats not really point. I just really wanted to say that. I also really want to let everyone know Roger is still with me. Weve been fighting for the past ...More...

10 comments | 0 kudos | 225 views | posted Oct 4, 2007 at 3:19 PM

Dont eat yellow snow...  
Its something we've all heard before. And we all immediately think "Oh ha ha, someone pissed in the snow!" But what about other sayings that elude to unpleasant things being in edibles? For example, ...More...

26 comments | 3 kudos | 337 views | posted Mar 9, 2007 at 8:51 PM

What WILL they think of next  
So, Barbie has a new dog....a new dog that shits. This is a GREAT idea! Teach little girls all about the responsibility involved with taking care of a pet! YAY! But heres a thought...babydolls that sh...More...

7 comments | 1 kudo | 172 views | posted Mar 8, 2007 at 12:49 PM

Al Pacino is better than Joe Pesci AND Robert Deniro.  
Ok, so I watched The Godfather (parts 1 and 2..3 SUCKED) over the weekend and was reminded of just how bad ass Al Pacino is. Could Vinny Gambini or the guy that wore a fake boob to "breast feed" his g...More...

7 comments | 0 kudos | 204 views | posted Mar 5, 2007 at 4:52 PM

Ill never smoke weed with Willie again..  
Nor will I attempt to kiss anyone while drunk. Im pretty sure it may have been a terribly disastrous encounter had either of us been sober. I couldnt feel my lips. I couldnt really feel my tongue eith...More...

4 comments | 1 kudo | 204 views | posted Mar 4, 2007 at 12:56 PM