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SOOOOOO today I was watching the news and saw that a woman gave birth after thinking she simply had a stomach ache..and she had no idea she was pregnant. This begs the question..HOW CAN SOMEONE BE TH...More...

6 comments | 0 kudos | 172 views | posted Mar 3, 2007 at 9:47 AM

VooDooBabyDoll  
what are you doing? do you not remember all the times we spent together, the joy we shared, the tears you wiped on my shoulder? i remember everything. the look on your face when you unwrapped me, t...More...

1 comment | 1 kudo | 123 views | posted Feb 23, 2007 at 10:59 PM

UPDATE!  
It's been a grueling past few weeks in the world of science, I am quite over my chocolate addiction, Ive managed to make a few accomplices think twice before blindly following my directions, and Ive p...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 125 views | posted Feb 23, 2007 at 10:21 AM

More little things that piss me off  
First of all...why are we not allowed to sterilize people that clearly need it? When I say people that clearly need it, I mean those assholes that insist on asking "Are you death?" As I dont make a ...More...

7 comments | 1 kudo | 505 views | posted Feb 22, 2007 at 11:46 PM

If its a dog eat dog world, we're all canabals  
Ok, so, in a desperate attempt to boost my yogurt supplies, I ventured forth to the store today. As i stood in the dairy aile perusing the yogurt selection offered, I was accosted by a gentleman who ...More...

5 comments | 1 kudo | 208 views | posted Feb 19, 2007 at 1:21 AM

Deep Dark Secret Exposed  
I know people think Im an unfeeling asshole. I know a lot of people get the immediate impression that Im a hopeless bad ass, and I also know I have a reputation as being a balls to the wall teller of ...More...

6 comments | 1 kudo | 302 views | posted Feb 17, 2007 at 11:42 PM

A dark day for science  
Todays round of natural selection has left me with NO winners. EVERY subject tested failed miserably and had to be eliminated. Roger and I despair for the future of his kind.

1 comment | 1 kudo | 86 views | posted Feb 17, 2007 at 12:20 PM

I'm such a conformist I should change my name to Lemming  
I've noticed an awful lot of blogs all about how some people choose to decide what comments they will post to their blogs. Does it really matter if someone blocks your comments? Ok, someone doesnt wan...More...

5 comments | 0 kudos | 129 views | posted Feb 16, 2007 at 7:47 PM

Updates on Natural Selection and some thoughts on Evolution  
First off, Ive grown to care so deeply for Roger I am removing him from the natural selection project. Keeping him as a pet/personal assistant will be so much cheaper than printing t-shirts bearing th...More...

0 comments | 3 kudos | 78 views | posted Feb 16, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Natural Selection  
I have begun my natural selection research. For the moment I only have access to the special valentines day edition m&m's. I'm about a 4th of the way through the bag and so far in round 1 the reds ar...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 137 views | posted Feb 15, 2007 at 1:13 PM