Why ...  
do deaf people refuse to wear hearing aids and then complain they feel isolated? ... it would be so nice to have those small talk chats with my Mum again. Her pathetic attempt at feigning hea...More...

3 comments | 2 kudos | 46 views | posted Nov 19, 2009 at 11:32 AM

How Bizarre!  
I haven't bought any clothes for at least 3 years. How on earth have I managed? I hear you cry ...

It's easy, I just stayed out of the clothes shops.

I live with two monkeys.

Eve...More...

5 comments | 5 kudos | 65 views | posted Nov 18, 2009 at 11:54 AM

The Key  
This is a true story. I don't know the name of the man concerned, so I've called him Rupert.

When his marriage broke up Rupert's wife got custody of their two daughters, their marital home was so...More...

7 comments | 3 kudos | 67 views | posted Nov 18, 2009 at 6:16 AM

FINISH STRONG!!!  
This is one of the most inspirational videos I have seen in a very long time. It made me realise I have to keep going no matter what ... If Nick can do it, so can I.

Make sure you have your tiss...More...

2 comments | 2 kudos | 47 views | posted Nov 14, 2009 at 12:46 PM

The Last Straw  
There is a second or two during each first waking moment where everything is just fine, then I remember I'm me and what that means.

What happens to a person when each corner they turn appears to le...More...

3 comments | 2 kudos | 84 views | posted Nov 8, 2009 at 4:04 AM

It's Bloody Funny ...  
That's the answer to why Coronation Street is still on television after 40 years.

When it first started it was a reflection of working class life in the north of England.

Of course over the cour...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 42 views | posted Nov 6, 2009 at 7:21 PM

I'm Not One To Gossip But ...  
Sally's married to Kevin but she once dated his best friend, Terry, had an affair with her boss and had the hots for her eldest daughter Rosie's teacher, John Stape when he was giving her private tuit...More...

3 comments | 1 kudo | 52 views | posted Nov 6, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Essex's Got Talent!  
This year's X-Factor competition has two contestants from my home county of Essex.

My personal favourite is cheeky call centre operative Olly Murs...More...

3 comments | 1 kudo | 40 views | posted Nov 6, 2009 at 1:19 PM

So Lucky In Love!  
So all the time I'm feeling sorry for myself he's telling me how much he loves me and how much fun we're going to have.

I'm still feeling sorry for myself and him because we're not together and h...More...

6 comments | 2 kudos | 94 views | posted Nov 5, 2009 at 6:32 PM

A Free Country, My Arse!  
What kind of country stops people who love each other from being together just because they don't have lots of money?

What kind of country tells you it's possible to have a relationship with someon...More...

12 comments | 5 kudos | 146 views | posted Nov 4, 2009 at 3:43 PM