One Thousand Marbles
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way... More...
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posted Apr 16, 2008 at 6:18 PM
Taking Your Wife Golfing
A husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. She promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to... More...
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posted Apr 13, 2008 at 11:44 PM
Classic Funny Answers from Hollywood Squares
The late comedian Paul Lynde would have celebrated his 81st birthday on June 13th 2008. Here are some priceless, classic Paul Lynde answers from Hollywood Squares.... Peter Marshall: In what stat... More...
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posted Apr 13, 2008 at 11:30 PM
Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Gr... More...
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posted Apr 13, 2008 at 11:06 PM
The Perils Of Hitchhiking
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the low country of West Virginia , and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. Or is it???? A guy was on the side of ... More...
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posted Apr 13, 2008 at 10:00 PM
Voicemail Message....This is too funny.
I dialed a number and got the following recording: 'I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep... More...
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posted Apr 13, 2008 at 6:25 PM
TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't . 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only beca... More...
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posted Apr 13, 2008 at 6:03 PM
Unable To Accept Rejection
I find it astonishing that there are grown men on this site who are unable to accept rejection. I just had another one email me and when I viewed his profile and decided that he and I were not a match... More...
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posted Apr 13, 2008 at 4:49 PM
A Reflection On Motherhood
REAL MOTHERS Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors,... More...
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posted Apr 10, 2008 at 10:06 PM
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