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| about myself: |
I like humor, and I am a successful self-employed professional who is personable and quite frankly a good person If you have a good sense of humor that is a plus with me. If you have no sense of humor, well skip me..
A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex. To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear. "Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no. "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a month?" "No." The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year". The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the man, "What the heck are you so happy about?" The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"
That is a very old joke that Buddy Hackett told on the Johnny Carson Show, but I read it recently and thought you'd like it too.. |
| willing to relocate: | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| marital status: | Divorced |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Long term relationship, "Intimate" activities, Marriage, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 50 miles of Solon, Ohio United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Brown |
| hair: | Brown |
| hairstyles: | Straight & natural |
| body type: | Athletic / Toned |
| height: | 6'0 (183cm) |
| weight: | 175 lbs (80kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | PhD / Post Doctoral |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Jewish |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living alone |
| job: | Self-employed |
| about my work: |
| I enjoy helping others solve problems. |
| income: | $150,001+ |
| political position: | Liberal |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Cars/motorcyles, Computers/surfing the web, Dinner parties, Gardening, Movies, Music/concerts, Sporting events, Travel, TV, Working out |
| attributes: | Funny, Adaptable, Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
A great date: A loaf of bread, a glass of wine and a wonderful woman talking until the wee hours. Another great date: A gorgeous sunset, 78 degrees, white, sandy beach, and a stroll down the boardwalk to a romantic restaurant. Ever done that? In a bathing suit?
This is a TEST! Have you ever felt your toes curl from a first kiss? How long ago was that? Can it happen again? |
| the person I would like to meet: |
I am looking for a woman who has have left her baggage, and be ready to move onward to explore the good times ahead. It would be nice if she is in charge of her life! She should be very bright and take care of her health and her figure too.
Here is a little more insight into me. I read this elsewhere and like it Do you?
One evening an old Cherokee Indian told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.
He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.
One is Evil: It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.
The other is Good: It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied: "The one you feed."
Photo is available. |
| Ideal Match |
| smokes: (low) | No, don't smoke, Trying to quit! |
| ethnicity: (low) | Asian, Caucasian, European, Hispanic/Latin, Middle Eastern, Native American, Northern Indian, Pacific Islander, Southern Indian |
| attributes: (med) | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Honest, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| body type: (low) | Athletic / Toned, Curvy, Slim / Slender |
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