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CountDracul
41-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 30 - 42
Maastricht, Netherlands
Last Activity: Online Now!
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| Say something interesting....... |
| about myself: |
An old lady turns to her husband at party.
"Oh dear", she says, "I seem to have let out a silent fart. What should I do?"
Her husband replies "Get a new battery for your hearing aid".
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| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, On line chat, "Intimate" activities, Marriage, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Dark brown |
| hair: | Dark brown |
| hairstyles: | Curly |
| body type: | Athletic / Toned |
| height: | 6'0 (183cm) |
| weight: | 195 lbs (89kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | School of life |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian, European |
| more specifically: | Other |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Atheist |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living alone |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Human Resources |
| about my work: |
Q: What do homeless people and Obama have in common?
A: They both ask for change. |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bars/pubs, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Reading, Running/jogging, Sporting events, TV |
| attributes: | Adaptable, Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Caring, Honest, Respectful of Others Opinions, Sensitive |
| my idea of a great date: |
Two nuns were driving through Transylvania one night when suddenly an enormous Vampire jumped out in front of their car. Sister Mary reached for her crucifix to protect them, but was horrified when she found that she had forgotten to put it on.
‘What shall we do?’ wailed Sister Theresa.
‘Show him your cross,’ cried Sister Mary.
So Sister Theresa rolled down her window and shouted, ‘ Get out the way or I’ll belt you round the head with my handbag! |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| The Tax Office sends their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi, and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way. "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a whole box of matzo balls." "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?" "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d!ck like you." |
| Ideal Match |
| drinks: (low) | Never, Socially |
| speaks: (low) | English |
| body type: (low) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Slim / Slender |
| religion: (low) | Agnostic, Atheist |
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