Funny Real advertisements (JOKE)  
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive resta...More...

4 comments | 0 kudos | 172 views | posted Jul 17, 2008 at 10:49 PM

Did you know.............. ?  
The number one song in OCTOPUS land?

The answer... ****drumroll*****
"I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand

1 comment | 0 kudos | 144 views | posted Jul 1, 2008 at 7:31 PM

You can never please a woman, read this. True or false?  
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

T...More...

4 comments | 1 kudo | 191 views | posted Jun 26, 2008 at 8:38 PM

Discussing the tax rates (JOKE) really funny  
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We...More...

0 comments | 1 kudo | 165 views | posted Jun 25, 2008 at 6:51 PM

Finding a Chinese Jew ( JOKE )  
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al as...More...

2 comments | 1 kudo | 201 views | posted Jun 24, 2008 at 1:58 PM

*Are you rich? Something all must read.*  
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on th...More...

3 comments | 3 kudos | 169 views | posted Jun 17, 2008 at 6:39 PM

Welcome to AMERICA! (JOKE)  
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him ...More...

0 comments | 1 kudo | 165 views | posted Jun 14, 2008 at 1:38 AM

Life after death? Heaven? (JOKE)  
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first ...More...

0 comments | 2 kudos | 154 views | posted Jun 12, 2008 at 10:27 PM

> Thought for the day, you need to consider changing your.... <  
I do not understand why people would love to get a raise, or a better job, or get promoted... just a few dollars difference! Do you realize you are building someone else’s empire? Making the compan...More...

0 comments | 1 kudo | 149 views | posted Jun 12, 2008 at 5:09 AM

Cat Scan (Joke)  
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the d...More...

2 comments | 1 kudo | 153 views | posted Jun 9, 2008 at 4:48 PM