| An Ogre for All Seasons |
| about myself: |
WINNER OF THE 2008 AMERICAN OGRE CONTEST!
as seen on TTN (Trailer Trash Network) around the world
I am really 6'-3" not 6'-2", but there was no setting for that height.
Is that a problem? If so, I will cut off the top of my skull.
I did not sign up for intimate activities, because I was having trouble remembering what my responsibilities were in such matters. However, I recently found a clay sculpture I created of a disclothed girl friend when age 22, so now remember what women look like!
Please note, I do not date green or gray extraterrestrial women from outer space, unless they have their work visa. Little blue extraterrestrial women from outer space are altright. Actually it has been so long since I have even had a date, I probably wouldn't notice the difference. Well, it doesn't matter because I am so poor that a dinner date would mean going out to dig edible wild roots and gigging for frogs and crawlfish. My reptilian tail and clawed feet are a big assets when digging for roots and grubs.
Monasteries from around the world are constantly sending me pre-approved membership cards in the mail. Never had a date or even a phone call from a contact on Match Doctor, but I know in my heart that some winged breeder needs an ogre to provide security for her home and companionship while taking walks in the woods.
Serial killers, satanists and neo-nazi's will run in terror if they see me walking along your side. No jerk would dare make a inappropriate move if you took me along on date. One growl from me and the jerk would jump out of the car in terror.
I am cheap to feed and require no vaccinations from the veterinarians. I am so ugly that self respecting pathogenic organisms avoid me like the plague.
REMEMBER - Ugliness is skin deep! |
| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Divorced |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, On line chat, Marriage, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel brown |
| hair: | Dark brown |
| hairstyles: | Above the ears |
| body type: | Muscular |
| height: | 6'2 (188cm) |
| weight: | 220 lbs (101kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Graduate degree |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian, Native American |
| speaks: | English, Spanish, Other |
| religion: | Christian / Protestant |
| denomination: | Other |
| attend ceremonies: | Some weekends |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | Light smoker |
| drinks: | Rarely |
| living status: | Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Dog(s) |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Architecture/Engineering |
| about my work: |
| I have an architecture practice, but I also make traditional Creek and Maya ceramics, create virtual reality models of archaeological sites and write professionally. |
| political position: | Middle of the road |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Crafts, Dinner parties, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, News/politics/following current events, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, Wine tasting, Working out |
| attributes: | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Religious, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| A great date would be anywhere that we could talk for hours and get to know each other. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
The lady of my dreams would also be warm-hearted and enjoy doing things with her soulmate. She should be physically active and always interested in growing and learning. I would expect her to have some of her own interests
and friends so that we each could learn from each other. I guess the most
important thing for me "the second time around" would be a soulmate who would
enjoy a hug and kiss at random, unpredictable times throughout the day. |
| Ideal Match |
| education: (high) | Some college, Associates degree, Bachelor's degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral |
| activities: (low) | Crafts, Gardening, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, News/politics/following current events, Outdoor activities, Spending time with pets, Travel, Wine tasting |
| hair: (med) | Auburn, Black, Brown, Copper red, Dark blonde, Dark brown, Light blonde, Light brown, Strawberry blonde |
| hairstyles: (low) | Curly, Long & lush, Shoulder-length, Straight & natural |
| attributes: (low) | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Respectful of Others Opinions, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| speaks: (low) | English |
| body type: (high) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Slim / Slender |
| height: (high) | 5'2 (157cm) to 6'2 (188cm) |
| religion: (low) | Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Jewish, Spiritual |
| willing to relocate: (low) | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
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