"That's Some Funny Shiat"  
It is.

...I can't stop laughing.

Each time I glance at it, I'm sent into seizures of disabling laughter that might even cause me to "lose control".

...To be on the safe side...I'm forced to r...More...

11 comments | 2 kudos | 116 views | posted Nov 22, 2009 at 9:53 PM

I Don't Know How To Say This...  
So I'm just going to let it out quickly...

...I figure it will be less painful that way...Right?

I'm bored out of my freaking mind. Even MD can't entertain me. Wow...I'm almost in a state of sho...More...

16 comments | 9 kudos | 195 views | posted Nov 21, 2009 at 6:21 PM

[s]Thank You[/s]  
I just wanted to sex up thank Jen...For having the time and patience to teach me something new.

...For those of you who might not know...Well, I maybe book smart, but I'm a little slow to ca...More...

5 comments | 3 kudos | 96 views | posted Nov 19, 2009 at 7:57 AM

Blueberry Died Today...  
Some people will find that funny. Other's won't care. One will care even more than me though, and it breaks my heart...

...He's just a fish they said...A fish my ass! He was my fish. He was a good...More...

23 comments | 11 kudos | 187 views | posted Nov 17, 2009 at 6:06 PM

*Yusuf Islam*  
"If you want to sing out, sing out..."

Cat Stevens...How I love him, let me count the way's. Ah...Never mind, there are too many ways and I don't feel like typing them all down. Suffice it to say, ...More...

9 comments | 2 kudos | 110 views | posted Nov 15, 2009 at 7:27 PM

*Oh, What A Sin*  
Many, many years ago I used to be a little girl. A messed up little girl, but none the less, a little girl.

...I did many things other little girl's did and lot's of things some didn't. Either way...More...

14 comments | 4 kudos | 148 views | posted Nov 13, 2009 at 10:56 AM

Damn...That Dog Could Fly...  
I'd like to start this blog off by saying NO, I am not high on any legal, illegal or prescribed medication!

...Now on to bigger and better things.

There once was a dog who could fly......More...

10 comments | 9 kudos | 204 views | posted Nov 11, 2009 at 8:04 PM

Dear Peckerhead,  
I know I shouldn't blog this. It should just be between us. I can't help myself though. You know how I love to share.

...I was thinking today about something. Then I realized, what the hell. I migh...More...

18 comments | 8 kudos | 278 views | posted Nov 10, 2009 at 9:10 PM

To That "Miss"...  
I'm sorry for breaking your heart, and on a Monday too. I decided to come back though.

...You see, someone sent me a link to that blog you penned...Fender God. I thought it was quite brilliant. Try...More...

22 comments | 8 kudos | 316 views | posted Nov 9, 2009 at 11:27 AM

Fishy Lips Ergo...That's Hot!  
I've noticed a hell of a lot of things lately. Probably some, I shouldn't even pay attention to. However...This strikes me funny and I feel like sharing. Especially since my last 2 blogs were filled w...More...

12 comments | 4 kudos | 145 views | posted Nov 5, 2009 at 9:31 AM