| Seeking Neo-Neanderthal Cave-female -found her! |
| about myself: |
I don't do IM or chat . . .they give away my large hairy fingers/small keyboard challenges. UPDATE: A recent typing finger reduction and depilatory procedure has allowed me to reconsider IM and chat on an experimental basis. It is one of life's little ironies that I find my single finger typing speed exceeding my synaptic ability . . .but at least the brain eating amoebas have gone away . . .they have died of starvation.
I don't participate in "Friends List" activities . . .I don't want to be friends with anyone whose standards are so low as to have me on their "Friend's List".
I have, after a series of indignant responses, found it much safer to view female profiles from an stringently literal perspective. I do not search out, wink at, consider romantic connections with or contact women who have stated preferences (age, location, body type, INCOME) that do not correspond with what I have to offer. Now that I think about it, I don't send out unsolicited *winks* at all . . .as they have invariably been ill received as an initial contact. I have also learned . . .almost losing a wonderful and valuable friendship in the process . . .to Never Trifle with the Affections of Other's. . .even if only as "harmless" flirting.
Some have, for their own reasons, chosen to question my motivation and drive . . .To them I offer: I am driven and motivated to repay loyalty, kindness, consideration and constancy, by striving to be the Neanderthal that Cave Dog believes me to be.
I find long distance traveling wears on me . . .especially with my knuckles dragging on the ground as much as they do.
Update: Found my cave female . . .and I am taking full advantage of her poor taste in men. Her guide dog has finally quit savagely biting me . . .most of the time . . .although Cave Dog no longer acknowledges my existence . . .disloyal cur that he is. |
| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | In a Relationship |
| seeking relationship: | Friendship |
| looking for a match: | within 100 miles of Gold Beach, Oregon United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Blue gray |
| hair: | Silver or white |
| body type: | Heavyset |
| height: | 7'0 (213cm) |
| weight: | 300 lbs (138kg) |
| Background |
| education: | School of life |
| religion: | Other |
| attend ceremonies: | Solitary worshipper |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Yes! |
| living status: | Living alone, Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Cat(s), Dog(s) |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | Two |
| about my children: |
| Grown and out searching for a caves of their own. |
| job: | Other |
| about my work: |
| Big rocks to small rocks. Developmental projects . . . the wheel, fire, indoor plumbing, reliable long term industrial strength depilatory devices and/or a full immersion whole body Grecian Formula treatment . . . |
| political position: | Middle of the road |
| Qualities |
| my idea of a great date: |
| A little investigational sniffing, informational poking, a *bonk* on the head and the obligatory "drag by the hair* back to the palatial cavern for "happiness ever after" - or a close proximity thereof . . . |
| the person I would like to meet: |
Hard head, long hair, easily dragged . . .and humorously endowed.
I have discovered several befuddling anomalies in this AARP-card- carrying Troglodyte's current social life. As a younger knuckle dragger I hypothesized that presbyopia and failing memory would be a huge asset in finding a woman during the sunset years.
The irony and absurdity of actuality is that I now find myself attracted to fewer and less frequent women rather than to more and with less discrimination. In the past my head was seldom turned by a stimulating personality, an honorable life path or a abundance of intellect. Now these characteristics are a primary requisite.
It is not that I have lost any of my appreciation for a female's visual anesthetic's or capacity for visceral stimulation, mind you. It may be that some of my current social connection problems are based in my need to supplement my failing eyesight with tactile, Braille like reinforcement. Oh well. . .
At the same time I have been afflicted with this inexplicable pickiness I have developed a remarkable and astounding power. In the rare instance where I am able to encounter and engage a woman that I am attracted to . . .I have the unique and miraculous ability to invariably drive these women to previously unreachable levels of indifference and ambivalence. I guess even an ancient sloping foreheaded and protruding browed Neanderthal needs to excel at something . . .too bad it doesn't seem to be helping provide any extra heat under the animal skins on a cold winter night.
Found her . . .
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| Ideal Match |
| smokes: (high) | No, don't smoke |
| activities: (high) | Clubbing |
| drinks: (low) | Yes! |
| hair: (low) | Auburn, Black, Brown, Copper red, Dark blonde, Dark brown, Gray, Light blonde, Light brown, Lots of colors!, Salt and pepper, Silver or white, Strawberry blonde |
| attributes: (high) | Outdoorsy |
| body type: (low) | Athletic / Toned, Slim / Slender |
| willing to relocate: (high) | Yes |
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