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55-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 39 - 69
Victorville, California, United States
Last Activity: Today

Taurus Taurus

Victorville Dating, California Dating, Taurus Singles

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wanna play hangman..??
about myself:
For me. dry humor is the best humor there is.. Let me start here by explaining my screen name..First thing is that I do expect to live for a very long time...So don't jump to any conclusions regarding that..

gallows humor ..n.
Humorous treatment of any grave or direful situation: ..conveying with humor the utter insanity of __________.

I admit it..I am a card carrying member of the MD Forum Junkies Club.. But I can quit any time I want to...

Sometimes there are people who take the forums so seriously that they curse rant rave and use the emoti's in excess...

I have found that all it takes is a little humor to allow them to come back to reality, as it is only an Internet discussion forum..

I also must admit that there will be times when I am seriously posting in the forums without any humor... I am thinking that everyone will know the difference...but if there is any doubt...all you have to do is ask....:)
willing to relocate:No
marital status:Divorced
seeking relationship:Friendship
looking for a match:within 50 miles of Victorville, California United States
Appearance
eyes:Brown
hair:Brown
body type:Average
height:5'8 (173cm)
weight:175 lbs (80kg)
bodyart:None
Background
education:Some college
ethnicity:Caucasian
speaks:English
Lifestyle
smokes:No, don't smoke
drinks:Socially
living status:Living alone
has children:Yes
about my children:
They are all grown up
wants children:Already have one/a few and no more
job:Retired
about my work:
What importance do you place on work? none
What do you enjoy about your daily grind? I Like my coffee like my women......

income:Less than $25,000
political position:Some other viewpoint
Qualities
activities:Gardening, Movies, Music/concerts, TV, Wine tasting
attributes:Opinionated
my idea of a great date:
As I am not looking for a soul mate..( But I believe in them.. ) Not looking for love at first sight..( But I believe in it.. )

but.....

An interesting meeting in real life would be a cup of coffee at a very safe place (the mall??) Just to see what is what.. I disagree with all the hype of getting to know each other on line for awhile..then move to the telephone.. then eventually finally meeting.. but if it works for you...

who am I to say you are wrong...?
the person I would like to meet:
I won't know until I see her ..AND get to know her...because... every little thing about a person changes that person dramatically..( the butterfly effect comes into play here ...if you understand this..then we have a chance..If you don't...well then ....It is probably best for you to say.."next...".)
Ideal Match
eyes: (low)Brown
hair: (low)Brown
  hairstyles: (low)Long & lush
body type: (low)Curvy
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