TEST RESULTS....
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind ... More...
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posted Aug 9, 2007 at 5:52 PM
HELP ME HELP ME!!!!
A man had lost one of his arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking d... More...
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posted Aug 1, 2007 at 7:32 PM
The Minister and the Texan
A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and plac... More...
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posted Aug 1, 2007 at 4:42 PM
THE GOOD THING...
About ALZHIEMERS IS.......ya get to meet new people everyday..... 
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posted Jul 29, 2007 at 11:29 AM
THIS IS NOT A BLONDE JOKE !
A blonde gurl was walking through the woods and came upon a riverbank...across the river was another blonde gurl. the first blonde looks over at the other blonde and says "Hey ....yoo hooo...how do i ... More...
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posted Jul 29, 2007 at 10:36 AM
THAT'LL WORK !
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really >angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the >driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less the... More...
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posted Jul 29, 2007 at 10:07 AM
SO SO TRUE....
Laura Bush bought George Bush a parrot for his birthday. She told Dick Cheney, "This bird is so smart! George has already taught him to pronounce over 200 words!" "That's amazing," said Cheney... More...
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posted Jul 29, 2007 at 9:27 AM
Butt Measurement...
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue ... More...
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posted Jul 28, 2007 at 8:00 PM
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... > Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of > the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beauti... More...
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posted Jul 28, 2007 at 4:31 PM
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