Goodbye Belker...  
Dog's Purpose, from a 4-year-old

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old
Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa,
and the...More...

1 comment | 0 kudos | 195 views | posted Jan 12, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Who Would Win In A Fight?  
Who would win in a fight between:

A horse sized duck and a hundred duck sized horses......

14 comments | 1 kudo | 209 views | posted Dec 17, 2007 at 4:44 PM

The Tale Of Mrs Smith...  
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father
was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'We...More...

1 comment | 2 kudos | 119 views | posted Dec 14, 2007 at 8:13 PM

Not Another Bunch Of PC Madness...  
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseeans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as AP...More...

6 comments | 0 kudos | 140 views | posted Dec 14, 2007 at 5:53 PM

Pregnant Ladies Visiting The UK.....  
need not worry about being caught short.... (see No17), Oh! and few more of the worlds crazy laws that no-one has bothered to repeal.....

25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to...More...

6 comments | 1 kudo | 224 views | posted Oct 22, 2007 at 2:36 PM

An Atheist was taking a walk....  
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What beauty to behold in the trees! What power emanating from the rivers! The sheer majesty and variety of...More...

10 comments | 0 kudos | 231 views | posted Oct 12, 2007 at 6:41 PM

Village Of The Damned....  


A friend just asked me if I was one of the children from the 'Village Of The Damned' ...... Pfffft.... I would have thought it bleeding obvious that I was...More...

3 comments | 0 kudos | 177 views | posted Aug 30, 2007 at 1:55 PM

The Salesman.....  
A young man moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience? "The young man
answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." The manager like...More...

4 comments | 1 kudo | 188 views | posted Jul 31, 2007 at 7:08 PM

Inner Peace.....  
Here's some advice for you Dr.Neil proclaimed, the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

So I looked around my house to see the things that I'd started but ...More...

4 comments | 3 kudos | 147 views | posted Jul 30, 2007 at 1:37 PM

Would you say this was a scam email?  
An email I received (on MD) around 2 to 3 days ago..... Personally, I would file it as some sort of scam but, it appears Matchdoctor doesn't think so, the perp is still on here even after I reported i...More...

34 comments | 1 kudo | 383 views | posted Jul 18, 2007 at 1:11 PM