i was married, a father, and divorced in a month  
i met her at work she was so hot.
i remember thinking she was 18 only to find she was 30. WOW!
she had a 5 year old son aswell. i've never quite been the one to want a child in my life, but he was a...More...

3 comments | 7 kudos | 209 views | posted Feb 6, 2008 at 4:24 PM

is there anybody out there?  
Disc 1
In The Flesh?
"...we came in?"
So you thought you might like to
Go to the show
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow
Tell me is something eluding you, Sunshine?
Is ...More...

3 comments | 1 kudo | 367 views | posted Jan 17, 2008 at 7:19 AM

omg look at this  
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12 comments | 2 kudos | 254 views | posted Jan 15, 2008 at 7:50 PM

me and my new band machine equlaizer  
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1387829268

2 comments | 4 kudos | 250 views | posted Dec 15, 2007 at 1:28 PM

still sick  
So I finally went to the dr. today because of me still being sick.
So she told me that I have a bad bronchitis and early stages of ammonia.
My right lung is badly infected. My cough is torturous.
...More...

8 comments | 3 kudos | 170 views | posted Nov 30, 2007 at 7:15 PM

seinfeld  
As you may or may not know i'm a big seinfeld fan, a show about nothing was rite up my ally, so i was bored one day and decided to write a skit to a seinfeld episode that would have been great enjoy!!...More...

1 comment | 1 kudo | 107 views | posted Nov 25, 2007 at 10:53 AM

seinfeld  



As you may or may not know i'm a big seinfeld fan, a show about nothing was rite up my ally, so i was bored one day and decided to write a skit to a seinfeld episode that would have been great...More...

3 comments | 1 kudo | 162 views | posted Nov 21, 2007 at 10:13 PM

my seinfeld skit  
As you may or may not know i'm a big seinfeld fan, a show about nothing was rite up my ally, so i was bored one day and decided to write a skit to a seinfeld episode that would have been great enjoy!!...More...

1 comment | 0 kudos | 99 views | posted Nov 21, 2007 at 11:02 AM

the flu  
Now most of you know me for my dissecting America and going through it's hairs with a fine tooth comb. Such as thanksgiving and its murderous rampage on our so-called Indian friends, But instead I’m g...More...

5 comments | 1 kudo | 168 views | posted Nov 20, 2007 at 6:51 PM

turkey  
thanksgiving is upon us once again, (my fav holiday)
Why is this of all days my favorite holiday?
Because i always get what i want. A good meal with family, and days off.

4 comments | 2 kudos | 140 views | posted Nov 12, 2007 at 3:47 PM