| Can you move to the Howland Islands? |
| about myself: |
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Not looking right now. Not looking right now. Nothing personal. Thanks
Please please all scammers please write. I need something to do.
Update: It was too cold at the South Pole so I have moved to Howland Islands. Want to join me? Honest. I really really want to help one of those unfortunate people in Nigeria to get some of those millions of dollars out of their country before I die. I really really want to help. By the way I am actually 59. I changed my profile to keep the scammers away. It actually works. I get less than one a month now. |
| willing to relocate: | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| marital status: | Divorced |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, Marriage, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within Bouvet Island |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Blue gray |
| hair: | Brown |
| hairstyles: | Above the ears |
| body type: | Heavyset |
| height: | 4'2 (127cm) |
| weight: | 90 lbs ( 41kg) |
| bodyart: | Hidden tattoo, Visible tattoo, Lots of tats, Ear piercing(s), Belly button piercing(s), Tongue piercing(s), Scarred, Other |
| Background |
| education: | Student |
| ethnicity: | Asian, Middle Eastern, Pacific Islander |
| more specifically: | Mongolian |
| more specifically: | Afghani |
| more specifically: | Melanesian Islander |
| speaks: | Other Indian dialects, Persian/Farsi, Urdu |
| other dialects: | Bengali, Haryanvi, Khasi, Lepcha, Maithili, Sindhi, Urdu |
| religion: | Christian |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| living status: | Living alone, Living with kids, Living with parent(s), Living with partner, Living with pet(s), Living with roommate(s), Social household (family and/or friends over often), Living with kids (part time) |
| pet(s): | Amphibian(s), Reptile(s), Rodent(s) |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Architecture/Engineering |
| about my work: |
| Ok so I am a drunk but if you are a scammer that should not matter. Maybe if you catch me drunk you can get some of my money. Hey maybe we could argue and fight too. |
| political position: | Non-conformist |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bible study/prayer groups, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Outdoor activities, Sporting events, TV, Working out |
| attributes: | Adaptable, Caring, Family Oriented, Generous, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Problem Solver, Religious, Respectful of Others Opinions, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| Depends, can you come to the Howland Islands. We could do a little canibalism. Yum yum. We could argue a good bit too, that is always fun. Hey maybe we could jet off to Australia and have a nice dinner. I would of course expect you to pay. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| Someone still breathing and someone willing to relocate to the Howland Islands to live with us in the commune. I prefer a lady that is quite desperate. It would also help if you were an idiot, a canibal and were very hard to get along with. I like a good fight as much as the next fellow you know. |
| Ideal Match |
| education: (high) | Student |
| smokes: (high) | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: (high) | Never, Socially |
| hair: (low) | Bald or shaved |
| ethnicity: (high) | Middle Eastern, Other |
| more specifically: (low) | Iraqi, Jordanian, Turkish |
| speaks: (high) | Arabic, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hindi, Japanese, Korean, Malay, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Tagalog, Thai, Urdu, Vietnamese |
| body type: (low) | Heavyset |
| height: (low) | 6'10 (208cm) to 7'0 (213cm) |
| religion: (low) | Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant |
| denomination: (low) | Other |
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