I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!!  
There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there ...More...

7 comments | 3 kudos | 198 views | posted Mar 20, 2008 at 12:31 AM

Julie Andrews - Her Favorite Things....  
To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie

Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for

the benefit of the AARP.



One of the mus...More...

7 comments | 3 kudos | 408 views | posted Nov 9, 2007 at 2:40 AM

Happy Halloween!  
Bed sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false ...More...

0 comments | 2 kudos | 157 views | posted Oct 27, 2007 at 5:05 AM

My Private Part Died Today  
My private part died today--

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living
the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad
and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked
if there wa...More...

8 comments | 4 kudos | 274 views | posted Oct 14, 2007 at 1:54 AM

We're About to Witness the Miracle of Birth!  
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out loud!

Overview: I had to take ...More...

12 comments | 6 kudos | 277 views | posted Sep 29, 2007 at 12:06 AM

Why Parents Drink  
Why Parents Drink

A boss wondered why his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phon...More...

4 comments | 1 kudo | 237 views | posted Sep 11, 2007 at 12:39 AM

What is REALLY important in life?  
I don't know who wrote this. A coworker emailed it to me. But it speaks volumes on how we should prioritize the things in our lives. Enjoy!!!
MAYONNAISE JAR (and the beer) ...More...

9 comments | 4 kudos | 291 views | posted Aug 29, 2007 at 8:51 PM