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Josuha
55-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
Sumpter, Oregon, United States
Last Activity: Today

Cancer Cancer

Sumpter Dating, Oregon Dating, Cancer Singles

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Not Looking..for women or sex..go away.
about myself:
I have improved a lot in that I don't see those images or hear those terriable voices in my head anymore.
I even get to leave the hospital two times a month so the date has to be according to my monitoring schedule.

Hi..Thanks for viewing my profile.
I'm not looking now.
I'm not looking for sex..companionship or a party buddy.

I come here to blog and meet friends.
But I do appreciate you stopping by.
And with that (drum roll please..)..have a great day.

I've left 'civilization' because I'm uncivilized and most people bore the snot out of me.
I now live in the mountains with wood heat, blacksmith shop and wear buckskins most of the time.
I also raise the best laying hens on the mountain..(They're the only laying hens on the mountain..)
I also like to pee off my back porch when I'm drunk.

I teach self reliance and independent living to renegades like myself.

Former police officer and soldier.
Now a blacksmith and bladesmith.
I am 6' 2", 215 lbs., muscular, dark shoulder length hair and light blue eyes.
I am an Artist with a weakness for antiques, stray animals and women with browneyes.
I have also taken up canning (yes..guys do cook..) and
make a killer spagetti sauce. At times I have a wacky sense of humor and I am spontanious. My moods can swing from listening to Bach to Metallica, from building a computer to forging an 18th century sword. My home is my refuge where one peacock and a Doberman who thinks he's a
Poodle lives.

UPDATE: My peacock came up missing. Rumor has it he was eaten by a homeless man mistaking him for a turkey. : P

I'm politically active in areas of upholding the Constitution and civil rights.

I make reproductions of 18th and 19th century ironwork.

I also do work of 9th and 12th century items..swords, shields and other items of mayhem.

I have a dry sense of humor and try not to take life too serious.
willing to relocate:No
marital status:Single
seeking relationship:Whatever works
looking for a match:Anywhere
Appearance
eyes:Blue
hair:Bald or shaved
body type:Heavyset
height:4'2 (127cm)
weight:300 lbs (138kg)
bodyart:Hidden tattoo, Visible tattoo, Lots of tats, Ear piercing(s), Belly button piercing(s), Tongue piercing(s), Scarred, Other
Lifestyle
smokes:Enjoy Cigars or pipes
drinks:Yes!
has children:No
wants children:Do not want children
about my work:
I live with my pet gorilla.
It's not so bad.
I buy bananna's and he does the dishes.

My house is made out of old tin and cardboard I found with a tarp over it.
Although a bit drafty, it affords good ventilation in the summer.

I usually collect nickles and dimes to eat when I make my gorilla dance.
Just last week, I made over $5.00
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Artist. To the indulgent, it means long boring cocktail parties and people who have'nt a clue what they're looking at but will pay big bucks for something.
To the knowledgable, it means I am eccentric and people will buy anything.

SCA and 1840's reenactments and shows.

Martial Arts.

I can hit a fly in the ass at 400 yards with an M-16.
(Depending on how many beers I've consumed..)

Former electronic surveillance..weapons repair..crime scene investigation.

I don't do that stuff anymore though..I'm looking for my higher self..: )

Qualities
activities:Antiquing/collecting, Cars/motorcyles, Crafts, Computers/surfing the web, Home improvement, Movies, News/politics/following current events, Outdoor activities, Reading, Running/jogging, Spending time with pets, Video games, Working out, Shopping
my idea of a great date:
I have doing better making the voices stop in my head.

My idea of a great date is where I can find a woman athletic enough to move my iron lung to the movie theator.
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One where she does'nt ask to get married on the way home. : P

I'm burned out with 'relationships'.
I need a rest.

Try being a friend first, then we'll talk about the other stuff.
the person I would like to meet:
I would like to meet someone with the same meds I take so we can share.
Sharing is very important, don't you think?

I would also like to meet someone who is familar on safeguarding herself against communicable deseases.
Perferably, she has her own face mask.
.......

Ok..the truth.
I'm burned out with sex, relationships, first dates, sex, first impressions, sex, small talk, sex, what she wants and sex.

I'd rather live on the mountain and raise chickens.

My Basic Rules:
1. No tampons in the toilet.
2. You get drunk, crash on the couch or floor. Car keys will be confiscated.
3. NO ONE screws with the pic of Seka. (Non negotiable)
4. No married women. This also includes separated. Get the paperwork done then give me a call.

Pleeeeez..if you don't know how to relax, have a sense of humor or just 'po'd at the world, men or generally disatisfied with life, go have a drink first..then talk..it may lighten things up..: P

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