THE DAY THE DOG ALMOST MURDERED THE "FARM"  

Here's a Laugh for Today - (At least I thought it was funny).
THE DAY THE DOG ALMOST MURDERED THE "FARM".

My friend lives on a farm. It wasn't always a farm. And, it almost didn't continue...More...

1 comment | 0 kudos | 56 views | posted May 4, 2009 at 11:40 AM

OLDER WOMAN CLEVERLY CURES DAY DREAMS  
Sent to me by a friend...Author unknown. Why should I "think one up" when this says it all?

After being married for 48 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 48 years ag...More...

6 comments | 3 kudos | 134 views | posted Mar 15, 2009 at 5:53 PM

ARE YA READY FOR THIS?  
Just another bit of "right on" info received today from a friend...Neither of us know who the hell wrote it in the first place!
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with g...More...

9 comments | 2 kudos | 129 views | posted Feb 11, 2009 at 4:10 PM

THE JOY OF BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT - humor  
This is just in from one of my "Humor Gurus"...Why should I take the time to "think things like this up?" Obviously SOMEONE does a better job than I can do.... Someone by the name of "anonym...More...

7 comments | 2 kudos | 94 views | posted Feb 9, 2009 at 4:14 PM

THIS STUFF IS SOOOOO TRUE (But, I can't take the credit)  
Simple but Brilliant
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.

Enjoy the following:

1. ...More...

11 comments | 4 kudos | 116 views | posted Jan 30, 2009 at 10:20 PM

Can You Tell Me Why  
They call these the GOLDEN YEARS?

I received this email from a friend, today....author unknown, but message pretty clear to all of us over 55....
SPECIAL POEM
A row of bottles on my shel...More...

5 comments | 2 kudos | 109 views | posted Dec 18, 2008 at 10:29 AM

SO MUCH FOR MY CONTRIBUTION TO GETTING RID OF SCAMMERS  
Normally I simply tell them thanks but no thanks, and then report them....Sometimes I'm not quite sure so I wait. Other times, I get a little cheeky and send a message like the following one. ...More...

15 comments | 2 kudos | 174 views | posted Nov 21, 2008 at 6:05 PM

HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - Author Unknown  


The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and
now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my
more intelligent friends in the hope that ...More...

11 comments | 5 kudos | 209 views | posted Nov 21, 2008 at 10:49 AM

SYNOPSIS Of My Trip To Israel  
Following is a Synopsis of my September trip to Israel...It's in the form of a letter to my professor, to be presented to the reporter who has arranged to do a full spread in our local Villages Daily ...More...

2 comments | 2 kudos | 115 views | posted Oct 8, 2008 at 12:42 AM

Adventures Enroute To Scandinavia  


I ARRIVED, MY LUGGAGE DID NOT!


About 4 hours into our overseas flight, I hear my name……Ms……..(It’s the Flight Attendant)…

I replied, “Yup, that’s me…what can I do for you?”

She is sta...More...

21 comments | 3 kudos | 165 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 at 6:36 PM