| Can you tickle my fancy? I can't reach it. |
| about myself: |
I'm an intelligent, easy-going, single mom of a 13 year old son, and I have a very offbeat sense of humor. That's it in a nutshell. A big nutshell - maybe a coconut!
If you close your eyes, I look EXACTLY like (insert your favorite hottie's name here).
I'll read anything - box labels, bumper stickers, billboards... nothing's safe. I enjoy movies (old and new) - please pass the popcorn. My musical taste runs from Pink Floyd to Alan Jackson to Dvorak, but I'm not fond of jazz, and please, no hip-hop or rap. Oh, and I love Asian food - dim sum and sushi, mm-mmm.
I always try to be open-minded and fair, and I believe in compromise and working together - I'll vacuum if you'll move the furniture and I'll cook dinner if you'll wash the dishes (oops, I think you left a little smudge of gravy on that plate). |
| willing to relocate: | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Friendship, Long term relationship, Marriage |
| looking for a match: | within 100 miles of Saint Louis, Missouri United States |
| My Tags |
 cats,
sense of humor,
cooking,
science fiction,
agnostic,
lord of the rings,
star trek,
pink floyd,
dean koontz,
world of warcraft,
futurama,
freecell,
anne mccaffrey
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| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel brown |
| hair: | Brown |
| hairstyles: | Long & lush, Straight & natural |
| body type: | Stocky |
| height: | 5'4 (163cm) |
| weight: | 195 lbs (89kg) |
| bodyart: | Ear piercing(s) |
| Background |
| education: | High school |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Agnostic |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Rarely |
| living status: | Living with kids, Living with pet(s) |
| pet(s): | Cat(s), Dog(s) |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | One |
| about my children: |
| He's the reason I get up every day. Lifts me up and wears me out all at the same time! |
| job: | Administrative/Clerical |
| about my work: |
Work is a four letter word.
Income: nunya! |
| political position: | Don't really care |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Antiquing/collecting, Board games/cards, Crafts, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, Travel, TV, Video games, Shopping |
| attributes: | Funny, Adaptable, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Positive Attitude, Respectful of Others Opinions, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
Any date that includes laughing until we both have milk coming out of our noses is great in my opinion. Wait a minute - why on earth are we drinking milk on a date???
If it's a first date, something daytime and public; hey, a gal can't be too safe these days!
We can go to a Chinese buffet for lunch, where I'll impress you with my chopstick-using skills, and you'll pretend to not notice when I dribble soy sauce on my blouse.
No bars, because they're loud and dark and I can't finish a wine cooler without falling asleep.
Picnics always sound romantic, until I envision the ants, the flies, and the bees, not to mention the wind blowing a big lock of hair into my mouth as I try to seduce you with the sexy way I get around an ear of corn.
I think I'll stick with the chopsticks and the soy sauce stain! |
| the person I would like to meet: |
Some people care more about the wrapping than the contents, but once past the fancy gift wrap, it's what's inside the box that really counts.
I'd be lying if I said a good-lookin' guy won't turn my head, but for me, the way you look DOESN'T really matter; the way you look AT me does. It is ALL about attitude. And if you actually do look like Quasimodo, we'll just need to be friends for a little while longer before you get to ring my bell, lol.
Familiarity doesn't breed contempt in me; it breeds contentment, closeness, comfort, and compassion (did you notice the inclusion of "passion" in that last word? Nudge nudge wink wink).
I'm looking for a man with similar values and interests (well, duh, that's a no-brainer), and a sharp mind and quick wit are mandatory. A man who knows when to kiss ass (mine) and when to kick ass (not mine!); a man who doesn't think "grammar" is grampa's wife; a man who loves kids, or can at least try to love mine without secretly plotting to ship him off to boarding school.
To meet someone in person, I have to feel some kind of spark. Please don't email me a letter that looks like a resume - "Hi, I'm so-and-so and these are my qualifications. If you're interested please contact me." I'm not hiring a clerk, for criminy's sake!
I love to make people laugh, and I love it when someone makes ME laugh. It's not just the punchline that counts, it's the delivery (hmm, I guess that explains the crush I had on the Fed-Ex guy...).
**If you have no photo posted on your profile, please don't contact me. I've done you the courtesy of posting mine, and it's only fair that I get to see yours. No photo sends up a huge red flag. It either means you're hiding something, or you lack self confidence to such a degree that I wouldn't feel a connection with you anyway (this doesn't apply to people I'm already friends with in the forums).** |
| Ideal Match |
| smokes: (med) | No, don't smoke, From time to time in clubs and bars, Light smoker, Trying to quit!, Enjoy Cigars or pipes |
| activities: (med) | Antiquing/collecting, Board games/cards, Crafts, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, Travel, TV, Video games, Shopping |
| drinks: (high) | Never, Rarely, Socially |
| ethnicity: (med) | Caucasian, European, Mixed Race, Native American, Pacific Islander |
| living status: (med) | Living alone, Living with kids, Living with parent(s), Living with pet(s), Living with roommate(s), Social household (family and/or friends over often), Living with kids (part time) |
| attributes: (med) | Adaptable, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Organized, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| more specifically: (low) | Danish, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, German, Irish, Italian, Norwegian, Russian, Swedish, Swiss, Other |
| speaks: (high) | English |
| body type: (low) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Few extra pounds, Slim / Slender |
| height: (low) | 4'2 (127cm) to 7'0 (213cm) |
| religion: (med) | Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Jewish, Spiritual, Other, Christian |
| willing to relocate: (med) | Yes, Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| attend ceremonies: (low) | On holidays, Never, Solitary worshipper |
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