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LaughTillYaPuke
43-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 36 - 45
Random Lake, Wisconsin, United States
Last Activity: Today

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I'm giving this one last shot
about myself:
If you want to date me, you had better bring your brains, your heart and your courage baby, 'cause I'm not the flipping wizard of OZ, I'm the wicked witch of the Mid-West.

I'm a chapstick girl and can be ready to "go' in under 15 minutes. I'm socially acceptable and you won't cringe when you introduce me to your friends. I can even be left alone for large chunks of time without any sign of a meltdown. I have a great sense of humor and am just as comfortable laughing at you as I will be laughing at strangers. I'm good like that.

If you are one of those wonderful laid back people who don't let things stress you out, can show up an hour late for an appointment and feel perfectly comfortable driving the speed limit...you will probably make my blood pressure rise and force me into "stroke mode". It's best if we never meet I think.

I'm a road trip Goddess and have been known to throw a few things in a back pack and disapear for a few days. But I do come back happy and ready for life, so...you can either keep up and come along, or you can stay home and we'll be thrilled to see each other after a few days away. Either way, it's all good.

I am looking for a man with good taste and refinement. So, if you do not grasp the concept of Heinz ketchup being superior in every way to Hunts, move along. There is nothing for you here.

And if you are one of those selfish bastards who are unable to share your bitch'in razor (or at least spurlge on a matching set) you may as well just "go gay" and find yourself someone who already has their own.

But, I don't think you ever really know someone until you've played monopoly with them. So, if your interested, set an evening aside, (I get to be the top hat,) and let's play until someobody cries. Deal?
willing to relocate:Yes
marital status:Divorced
seeking relationship:Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, Marriage, Whatever works
looking for a match:Anywhere
Appearance
eyes:Blue
hair:Dark brown
  hairstyles:Shoulder-length
body type:Average
height:5'2 (157cm)
weight:110 lbs (50kg)
bodyart:Hidden tattoo, Ear piercing(s), Other
Background
education:Some college
ethnicity:Caucasian
speaks:English
Lifestyle
smokes:No, don't smoke
drinks:Socially
about my work:
I love it and that is all that matters.
Qualities
my idea of a great date:
A first date? Well, let’s assume we have taken some time to get to know each other a bit first. But I think it’s important to have fun and leave “romance” outside the door. Especially in the beginning. Let’s go get our palms read. Head to a museum and walk through the streets. Or let’s really step out and go somewhere neither one of us has been before.
the person I would like to meet:
What am I looking for? A man who can laugh at himself and me. Someone who has learned how to see the lighter side of life. Don’t get me wrong. I want a man who knows where he is going and has a plan on how to get there. But I am interested in the man who doesn’t have to hurt others to do it. And in the end…I want a man who can lay around on the couch watching movies together, and is even willing to rewind back to the good parts when it just wasn’t enough the first time through.

Oh yeah, and he’s gonna need a fair bit of patience as well.

I'm realistic and realize that love and real life are a strange and weird combination. It's about laundry, changing the oil, laughing together while you make dinner. Finding the balance of spending time together and also realizing the need to have time away and be separate identities too.
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