| Porkchewy |
| about myself: |
| I am a determined, opinionated, crass, loquacious devil with immeasurable humor. This devilish nut loves backpacking, flying, hiking, reading, cooking, golf, travel, photography and a few other interesting forms of adventure. UPDATE!!! I am NOT seeking any type of relationship other then chat friends! I am a mean asshole by nature and very proud of it! If you cannot handle the heat...keep well away from the kitchen then. Myers & Briggs ENTJ... |
| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Divorced |
| seeking relationship: | Friendship, On line chat |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel |
| hair: | Light brown |
| hairstyles: | Other |
| body type: | Muscular |
| height: | 6'0 (183cm) |
| weight: | 205 lbs (94kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English, Russian |
| religion: | Christian / Protestant |
| denomination: | Lutheran |
| attend ceremonies: | Never |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living alone |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | One |
| about my children: |
| One daughter 19 that lives with her Mom.. |
| wants children: | Do not want children |
| job: | Self-employed |
| political position: | Some other viewpoint |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Family/children, Gardening, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, News/politics/following current events, Outdoor activities, Reading, Sporting events, Travel |
| attributes: | Funny, Active, Adventurous, Goal Oriented, Intelligent/Bright, Opinionated, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Self Confident, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| One that doesn't bother to show up. Save me the trouble of having to figure a way out of the screw up for making the damn date in the first place. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| Someone that likes to travel and explore the outdoors such as wilderness backpacking. Someone able to adjust to a changing environment easily. If you are the type that feels the vast world we live in ends at the state-line of the state in which you live...stay right where you are, I'm not interested! If you are mentally deficient with political views tilting too far left or Liberal...there is very little hope for you and you won't find any here. Be in shape and active. If your idea of a wonderful evening is sitting around the house watching reality TV...keep the clicker in hand and leave this profile now...I'm not interested! If you feel that none of the above relates to you...email and give it a shot...I'll let you know how you make the grade. If for any reason you think these requirements are arrogant...I don't give a rats ass what you think...I could really care less. If you lack the ability to understand and comprehend the true reason this profile is the way it is, by all the clues I've listed in the box above about myself, then you are about as bright as a box of rocks! UPDATE! Disregard above mentioned desired qualities....98% of the women on this site are typical, tired, predictable and not worthy of being in my presence! I've only found two that were interesting enough and had the mental capacity to have a decent conversation with! |
| Ideal Match |
| drinks: (low) | Socially |
| hair: (low) | Auburn, Copper red, Dark blonde, Light blonde, Strawberry blonde |
| ethnicity: (high) | Asian, Caucasian, European |
| speaks: (high) | English |
| body type: (med) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Slim / Slender |
| height: (med) | 4'10 (147cm) to 5'10 (178cm) |
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