Skank Effect and Carlin Quotes!  
Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fook in the first place?

George Carlin

Vintage Carlin...but also a dose of time test...More...

5 comments | 2 kudos | 87 views | posted Nov 5, 2009 at 2:56 PM

To Pee or not to Pee....that is the question!  
So...I'm shopping in the local Walmart a few weeks back and all of a sudden I feel this urge to drain the lizard. I walk towards the front of the store where the men's restroom is and notice it is clo...More...

7 comments | 1 kudo | 180 views | posted Sep 3, 2009 at 11:06 PM

The Teacher Part 2  


The Teacher Part 2

His hands slid up the inside of her creamy warm thighs, under that skirt of hers. She didn't protest, in fact...she pulled h...More...

1 comment | 0 kudos | 68 views | posted Jul 18, 2009 at 4:57 AM

The Teacher  


Her name was Susan, she was every 17 year old's idea of the perfect Social Studies Teacher. She was 46 years of age, petite at 5' 5, with eyes and a smile that cut right through a young man's ho...More...

3 comments | 0 kudos | 81 views | posted Jul 14, 2009 at 11:24 PM

Saturday Night Fever.  
This could be any Liberal gathering, since results are generally the same. Rumor has it this was behind the scenes at the DNC Convention.

Dancing a v...More...

1 comment | 2 kudos | 52 views | posted Jul 12, 2009 at 4:47 AM

Pompous ASS!  
Capitalism and consumerism have brought the world to the brink of economic and environmental collapse, the Prince of Wales has warned in a grandstand speech which set out his concerns for the f...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 114 views | posted Jul 10, 2009 at 7:53 PM

Obama Voters and the Ipecac cure!  
Main Entry:
id·i·o·cy
Pronunciation:
\'i-de-?-se\
Function:
noun
Inflected Form(s):
plural id·i·o·cies
Date:
circa 1529
1:usually offensive : extreme mental retardation
2: someth...More...

5 comments | 1 kudo | 118 views | posted Jul 7, 2009 at 8:12 AM

Global Warming Zealots!  
I'm getting a little tired of hearing the Global Warming zealots on these blogs, relentlessly preaching about this topic, as if, the science of this total nonsense is set in stone.

Recently, a bl...More...

3 comments | 2 kudos | 112 views | posted Jul 6, 2009 at 1:15 AM

The Medal of Honor, that never should have been!  
The most honored and relished military award by far is the Congressional Medal of Honor. For this reason, it is not the award you decide to hand out for perverse politically correct reasons, yet, this...More...

4 comments | 1 kudo | 89 views | posted Jul 4, 2009 at 2:25 AM

Don't Get Even...Get ONE UP!!  
The date was Tuesday September 6th, 1977...I had just walked into my High School for the very first time. I had just finished off one of my best summer vacations and I was now looking forward to exper...More...

0 comments | 2 kudos | 68 views | posted Jul 1, 2009 at 8:10 PM