| Fresh, lemony victory is MINE!!! |
| about myself: |
First, I will reject any initial message containing an @ sign. I don't want your email or chat ID, especially if it's from Yahoo. Ditto anything referring to my "structure" or any other clue that you do not possess basic English skills. (You don't have to speak English to be a good or productive person, but you do if you want to communicate with me. Act otherwise and I will assume you want not to communicate with me, but scam me.) I will open with great suspicion and disdain any first message with a subject line referring to me as "sweetie", "baby", "handsome", "honey" or any other term of unwarranted familiarity.
I tend to take the side of the honest deviant over the self-important mainstream. My friends and associates are mostly freaks, geeks and queers, and I like them that way.
I prefer women who can kick ass. Not specifically my ass -- I'm not a sub (I tend toward top, if you must know, though I'm flexible in this regard), but if you wear corsets and combat boots in combination, that's a plus.
I make puns. Whenever and wherever they occur to me. Even ones I know telegraph.
I am not monogamous. I am not a player, a philanderer, or a womanizer, either, but I don't want to be your one and only, because I don't want you to be mine.
None of which matters, because I don't date off of this site. After two years here, I find the idea of getting a date here somewhere between cruising a trailer park and picking up girls at a family reunion. Not that all the people here are trailer park persons or relatives of mine, just that that's the level of ickiness I feel. Even though some of them would otherwise seem quite attractive. So, no offense, peeps. |
| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Divorced |
| seeking relationship: | Friendship, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 25 miles of Bronx, New York United States |
| My Tags |
 funny,
polyamory,
poetry,
cooking,
writing,
philosophy,
geek,
road trips,
classic rock,
poems,
80s music
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| Appearance |
| eyes: | Green brown |
| hair: | Dark brown |
| hairstyles: | Above the ears |
| body type: | Heavyset |
| height: | 5'10 (178cm) |
| weight: | 260 lbs (119kg) |
| bodyart: | Other |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Other |
| attend ceremonies: | Solitary worshipper |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Rarely |
| living status: | Living with kids (part time) |
| has children: | Yes |
| how many: | Two |
| about my children: |
I adore my daughters, but that's okay because they're adorable; the most wonderful, willful children you could imagine, bursting with self-worth without an ounce of arrogance. The older is physically and chronologically 7, mentally about 27; the younger is 3 going on 30.
They're with me during the day and their other father* takes them when she gets home from work. We alternate nights and weekend days. There.
* No, I'm not gay, I'm not bi, I'm entirely hetero. Bonus points if you can figure this one out without bursting a blood vessel. |
| wants children: | Do not want children |
| job: | Self-employed |
| about my work: |
| I'm work-at-home dad, doing miscellaneous freelance computer work. Trying to revive my old dream of professional writing; finished the book, now wish me luck finding a publisher. |
| income: | Less than $25,000 |
| political position: | Non-conformist |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bars/pubs, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Video games, Working out |
| attributes: | Adaptable, Adventurous, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| my idea of a great date: |
| There's no template. Great dates grow out of ordinary beginnings because of the interaction of the people having them. It could be making fun of pretentious celebrities and politicians over pizza, a carriage ride through Central Park, getting caught in the rain after a movie, trying to figure out what God might have been trying to hide when he decided we should always see the same side of the moon, or heckling and laughing through a cult movie that we've seen so many times we can turn off the sound and recite the dialog ourselves. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
Someone weird, zany, wonderful. I've recently realized that it's easy for a woman to be too straight for me. I need someone who's a bit of a deviant; someone who refuses to color too firmly in the lines or settle for the standard 8 colors in the box. I tend to date almost exclusively bisexual women, or women who are frequently mistaken for such; I have a fondness for alt/goth chicks, and if you wear corsets and combat boots in combination, that is a definite plus. I like hippy chicks, but do not work well with them in the long term.
Eccentric, eclectic, egalitarian. Someone who either already has or does not need a therapist. Someone who does not want to have my children -- that's already done, thank you very much. |
| Ideal Match |
| education: (low) | Some college, Associates degree, Bachelor's degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral, School of life |
| smokes: (high) | No, don't smoke, From time to time in clubs and bars, Light smoker, Trying to quit!, Enjoy Cigars or pipes |
| eyes: (low) | Green, Green brown, Green gray, Turquoise, Violet |
| activities: (low) | Bars/pubs, Board games/cards, Clubbing, Computers/surfing the web, Family/children, Gardening, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Reading, Spending time with pets, Video games, Volunteer work |
| drinks: (med) | Rarely, Socially, Yes! |
| hair: (low) | Black |
| hairstyles: (low) | Bob, Braided or cornrows, Long & lush, Shoulder-length, Straight & natural, Teased or spiked |
| attributes: (med) | Adaptable, Adventurous, Communicative, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Positive Attitude, Self Confident, Strong Integrity, Funny |
| speaks: (high) | English |
| height: (low) | 5'0 (152cm) to 6'2 (188cm) |
| religion: (med) | Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Protestant, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual, Other, Christian |
| wants children: (low) | Already have one/a few and no more, Do not want children |
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