| Dude where's your car let's go I need Mickey D's |
| about myself: |
Well I'm fat bald ugly pretentious repetitive dirty-minded and I like eating kittens and long walks on the beach (the last two only together).
Hey where are you from what's your sign do you give it up on the first date can I walk by again or was it love at first sight for you? I like your shoes they tell me you're hiding a lot of naughty in that cozy sentimental exterior come let's talk about it on my roommate's jade colored beer-stained ratty couch with the lights off because well we had to choose between beer and electricity and..
I do tip well when I have money and I hope you do too :) I can't stand cheap dates I'm high maintenance I have excellent, sexy Vidale Sassoon hair and it makes me do things.
(psst Capricorn isn't my real sign) |
| willing to relocate: | No |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, On line chat |
| looking for a match: | within 100 miles of New York, New York United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Blue |
| hair: | Lots of colors! |
| hairstyles: | Other |
| body type: | Big and beautiful |
| height: | 6'2 (188cm) |
| weight: | 175 lbs (80kg) |
| bodyart: | Other, None |
| Background |
| education: | School of life |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race |
| more specifically: | Turkish |
| speaks: | Polish, English, French, German, Spanish, Other |
| religion: | Spiritual |
| attend ceremonies: | Solitary worshipper |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | From time to time in clubs and bars |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living with pet(s), Social household (family and/or friends over often) |
| pet(s): | Amphibian(s), Bird(s), Cat(s), Fish, Reptile(s), Rodent(s), Other |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Do not want children |
| job: | Government |
| about my work: |
I like the fact that I can hack into FBI computers and steal money anytime it suits me it's a cool job I just put on the Hackers music and go to town every couple of days it's kind of like playing Ms. Pac-Man but not the regular Pac-Man.
Standard 9-7 but I also do a little construction work and eBay on the side mmmkay. PS few people are going to put their actual income on a site : ) |
| income: | $150,001+ |
| political position: | Don't really care |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bars/pubs, Board games/cards, Clubbing, Dinner parties, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Running/jogging, Sporting events, Travel, TV, Wine tasting, Working out, Shopping |
| attributes: | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Communicative, Intelligent/Bright, Opinionated, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver |
| my idea of a great date: |
| We f___ then we go grab an ice cream cone on the way to graffiti-ing the outside walls of a police station. We steal a red Lamborghini the next block over go sailing to Victoria's Secret or Ann Taylor (whichever one you prefer) while I shoplift some goodies for resale stealing yet another car going to lunch somewhere nice on the proceeds, doing a movie and f___ in the midafternoon and in the evening go to several clubs where we dance, make fun of and involve a lot of people in not-so-innocent conversation and peoplewatching hijinks, and yes steal and crash the prettiest looking car in each and every lot enroute. We'll get several wigs for you and some Groucho masks and beanbags for me it'll be swell. Bring the condoms and first Porsche to wreck : ) |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| You should be really stable, boring, with a boring job and really uptight about everything; you should be totally able to sit still and not be able to talk about anything oh and a super low sex drive that's reallllly important to me. NO NYMPHOS OR FUN GIRLS I don't want any emails from anyone exciting or different ok please tell me how you like dogs and walks in the park and candles because that's totally me..PS I do have a dog so you better like dogs especially labs PPS If you like being tied up and licked I am not your man either. |
| Ideal Match |
| activities: (low) | Bars/pubs, Movies, Reading, Running/jogging, Working out |
| hair: (med) | Black, Light blonde, Lots of colors!, Silver or white, Strawberry blonde |
| hairstyles: (low) | Curly, Long & lush, Shoulder-length, Straight & natural |
| attributes: (med) | Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Attractive, Intelligent/Bright, Positive Attitude, Funny |
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