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82-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 25 - 99
North Fort Myers, Florida, United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Pisces Pisces

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You gotta' dance like nobody is watching..
about myself:
Any emails that start with Hi, Hello, or How are you, are automatically deleted!!!!

Short, fat and funny looking!

I have the body of a god...Fortunately it's
Buddha God of Happiness and Luck..

I'm just here to keep the whackos straight,
provide a little comic relief and
charm all of the beautiful ladies on MD!!!
willing to relocate:Perhaps, if it was for the right person
marital status:Single
seeking relationship:Friendship
looking for a match:Anywhere
My Tags
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hair:Bald or shaved
body type:Few extra pounds
bodyart:Visible tattoo, Ear piercing(s)
education:Graduate degree
smokes:No, don't smoke
living status:Living alone, Living with roommate(s)
political position:Non-conformist
activities:Outdoor activities
attributes:Funny, Adaptable, Adventurous, Generous, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy
my idea of a great date:
Kick back and let nature follow it's course..
the person I would like to meet:
Hot Mama in a real short skirt who will cut my toenails for me

and if that's not lovin' me then God didn't make little green apples!!!!
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