| If I were rich I'd just buy a pool-boy & log off! |
| about myself: |
I just wrapped up my AA. I work full-time. I enjoy paintball, Motorcycles (actually have one), Comix, Reading, Drawing, Cracking jokes, Video Games & Herpetology (that's snakes & stuff to the uninitiated).
I'm independent, assertive, & equal parts flake and wit. I'm a ballbuster. I can keep up with the boys in most things & I love to banter with someone who can take the verbal punches. Pity, most men's egos can't stand the abuse. I abhor needy, clingy people & avoid them like the plague. The same is true for the illiterate and willfully ignorant. Don't expect me to think for you, I believe in Social Darwinism, I'll think you rigth out in front of a speeding bus if you're too lazy to turn your brain to the "on" operating position. For tis reason, and many others, I try to surround myself with people who are assertive enough to express themselves rather than allow others (me) to railroad them into unpleasant situations. I try to make life interesting, but very few people appreciate my unique view. I'm weird. Accept that.
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| willing to relocate: | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 50 miles of Ocoee, Florida United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Dark brown |
| hair: | Dark blonde |
| hairstyles: | Shoulder-length |
| body type: | Athletic / Toned |
| height: | 5'6 (168cm) |
| weight: | 140 lbs (64kg) |
| bodyart: | Hidden tattoo, Ear piercing(s), Tongue piercing(s) |
| Background |
| education: | Associates degree |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| religion: | Agnostic |
| Lifestyle |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living with parent(s) |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Do not want children |
| job: | Government |
| about my work: |
I try to keep work seperate from home. It's hard. Sometimes the only sanity in life is in the repetitive motions of work, but work in and of itself is a bit.... unusual.
I deal with strange people doing strange things every day and I have funny stories about them all, but after awhile people get iritated by my cynicism. It's just me though. |
| political position: | Middle of the road |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Cars/motorcyles, Clubbing, Gardening, Home improvement, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, TV, Video games |
| attributes: | Funny, Adventurous, Communicative, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Opinionated, Outdoorsy, Problem Solver, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
We get drunk and molest a busload of Japaneese tourists!
Ummm... find a catholic church, go to the confessional, & sodomize the priest then scream "That's for my brother you filthy whore!" Before running out.
TP the corperate offices of Quilted Northern?
Just throw a Batchelor party... nobody has to get married, just go to Ybor, grab a bunch of rowdy guys & drag them to a strip club claiming that someone (vague hand motions) is getting married, then see what kind of amazingly stupid sh!t will ensue.
These are all great ideas, obviously I need to find SOMEONE in the world that thinks these tings are funny. HOPEFULLY someone who has little ideas & tweaks to add to make my little ideas true showstoppers. Anybody? |
| the person I would like to meet: |
Ok, now… I like intelligence, sense of humor, outgoing personality, pretty much just someone who's not a Jerk! I hate Drama, Needy/Validation-seeking behavior,indecisiveness, & people that don't express their own opinions. I'm a stickler for honesty & I hate being fed a line... Really guys, I'd rather you just TELL me you're looking for nothing but sex. I'll probably remind you tat I have standards & YOU don't measure up, but who knows? I might be interested. I can't stand guys that have to run their girl friend candidates past their friends first, just so sad & immature.
(I wrote this when my quest was different, but it needs saying anyway):
I don't mind dating guys with children, sometimes I prefer it. I'm not a People Factory. I've known since I myself was a munchkin that I would never be shooting munchkins out from my belly, but some guys just don't understand when a woman says "I'm not having Kids" she means "I'm the one with the ovaries & I say NO."
NOTICE: Married men & men old enough to be my Father: I don’t respect men who cheat, nor do I respect chickenhawks, so just leave me alone.
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| Ideal Match |
| activities: (med) | Cars/motorcyles, Home improvement, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Spending time with pets, TV, Video games |
| hair: (low) | Auburn, Copper red, Dark blonde, Light blonde, Lots of colors!, Strawberry blonde |
| ethnicity: (low) | Asian, Caucasian, European, Mixed Race, Native American, Other |
| hairstyles: (low) | Above the ears, Teased or spiked |
| attributes: (high) | Adventurous, Honest, Intelligent/Bright, Self Confident, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| body type: (low) | Athletic / Toned, Average |
| height: (low) | 5'8 (173cm) to 6'6 (198cm) |
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