| Are you Tired of Idiots? |
| about myself: |
| About me: I'm intelligent, I love making people laugh, I'm sarcastic, I enjoy making fun of idiots at bars, and I can be stubborn and overly honest sometimes. I'm a kid at heart: Still like playing games and being silly, but I'm mature when it comes to respect and intelligence. :P That means I'd rather spend a night kicking your butt on Xbox 360 than pretending to enjoy a political debate, but I still can spend hours dissecting a good movie or giving insightful advice to someone. I'm a good singer and I'm addicted to karaoke (been asked to be in a band twice)... I prefer a night of Adult Swim to a trendy novel, partially because I don't think intelligence and "pretentiousness" should go hand in hand lol. Just FYI: If your dream date sits really far back while he drives, has a chain-link license plate, or thinks drinking liquor from a girl standing on a bar is "awesome," keep looking. lol :) |
| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Long term relationship, "Intimate" activities, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel brown |
| hair: | Dark brown |
| body type: | Slim / Slender |
| height: | 5'8 (173cm) |
| weight: | 160 lbs (73kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Bachelor's degree |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Internet/New Media |
| about my work: |
| My employment situation is up in the air right now, but I'm *usually* a web producer/designer and/or graphic designer. |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bars/pubs, Clubbing, Computers/surfing the web, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Sporting events, TV, Video games, Shopping |
| attributes: | Funny, Attractive, Communicative, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Opinionated, Problem Solver, Self Confident, Sensitive, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
***You probably shouldn't contact me if any of the following bothers you:***
-I'm a good singer and I'm hooked on Karaoke. I currently help a friend run a Karaoke business, too, so it's kind of a big deal! :)
- I love cartoons--primarily Adult Swim, and primarily Family Guy.
- I'm a Mac / Apple guy. Don't try to convince me PCs are better--they aren't!
- I think people who sit in coffeehouses reading the Times Book Review, writing only because they're IN public and sipping overpriced, undervalued coffee are pretentious... lol
- I dislike people who consider Hollywood films to be inferior to foreign/independent films!
- I live close to NYC, but I don't hang out there. I'm just not into it, so please don't tell me that I'm "nuts" for not spending time there...
- I'm not political, but I usually vote Democrat.
- I hate Michael Moore.
- I play video games! But I AM NOT a video game addict who can't stop playing them...
- My employment situation is in flux right now for a couple of reasons I an bore you with later... but I'm usually an online designer.
- I enjoy watching and talking sports--primarily baseball (Yankees fan).
- I am NOT the type of guy who gets into fights at bars. If you're looking for a tough guy who needs to prove himself, move along!
- I am NOT looking to get married anytime soon.
- I have nothing against kids, but I'm not interested in having any at this particular moment in my life... lol
- I like having time to myself every day, and I hate being "popped in on!" :)
- I pretty really sexual, but I haven't had much of a chance to use that side of myself. A combination of bad luck and being picky, I guess. *sigh*
- I was a late bloomer - I haven't had a lot of serious relationships, and I've never really been "in love." I like to look at that as a positive... I mean, it rules out being jaded, right? |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| I'm looking for a single girl my age or younger (that's only a loose guideline) who's attractive/cute, in some kind of shape, intelligent, talkative, likes to laugh, and has an awesome sense of humor. It would be nice to meet someone I can talk to for more than 5 minutes AND is physically attractive (lately I've been meeting either/or out at bars)... :) I'd also be lying if I didn't say I like a girl who makes an attempt to look sexy (NOT TRASHY). One last thing: I'm not interested in girls who smoke weed/use drugs. I'm also not interested in dating single mothers at this point. I'm by no means judging you, I't's just a preference, so please don't take offense! |
| Ideal Match |
| ethnicity: (med) | African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic/Latin, Mixed Race, Native American, Pacific Islander |
| speaks: (med) | English |
| body type: (high) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Slim / Slender |
| height: (high) | 4'10 (147cm) to 5'8 (173cm) |
| willing to relocate: (low) | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| wants children: (med) | Maybe/Undecided |
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