Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile !  
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because i...More...

13 comments | 7 kudos | 198 views | posted Jul 27, 2007 at 3:51 PM

DO YOU OWN A CAT ?  
Over the past twenty years or so, since I have been in business. I have furthered many relationships that started as business relationship. As time has allowed us, we have become good friends. A few t...More...

15 comments | 5 kudos | 349 views | posted Jan 28, 2007 at 9:31 AM

Are You A Grown Woman Or A Girl  
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls want to control the man i...More...

36 comments | 19 kudos | 970 views | posted Dec 27, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Coming Home Late From Work.  
As I pulled into the driveway not a light was on in the entire house. Knowing I had let her down once again. I then realized, there were but two things waiting for me. The silent treatment, and a cold...More...

21 comments | 20 kudos | 975 views | posted Dec 22, 2006 at 9:44 PM

Little Vito (Humor)  
LITTLE VITO


On Math

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Vito.

He replies, ...More...

7 comments | 4 kudos | 906 views | posted Dec 8, 2006 at 7:44 PM

THE COMPANY YOU KEEP!  
It Is Better To Be Alone, Than In The Wrong Company Tell me who your best friends are, and I will tell you who you are. If you run with wolves, you will learn how to howl. But, if you associate with e...More...

13 comments | 11 kudos | 486 views | posted Dec 7, 2006 at 10:52 AM

What is he thinking?  
Sometimes reality is so different than perception.

To look into the warped mind of a man, reveals a deep affinity for her as she flows through life. Watching on as her tenderness commands attention...More...

9 comments | 15 kudos | 476 views | posted Dec 6, 2006 at 1:34 AM

You used to love me so.........  
Always remember my friend,
the world will change again.
And you may have to come back
from everywhere you've been.

When you life was low,
you had no where to go.
peolpe turned their backs on y...More...

9 comments | 12 kudos | 972 views | posted Dec 4, 2006 at 7:37 PM

Mind Blowing  
Do you Remember the first time,
I laid my eyes on you
I felt, Moments so exciting filled the room.
Lovely lady oh I see
how you were meant to please
it was exstacy
in the way your body spoke ...More...

6 comments | 12 kudos | 463 views | posted Dec 2, 2006 at 2:09 AM

Say Yes............  
Come here,
This your hour.
Like raindrops on a flower,
Come bathe in my love shower.
Then let me blow your body dry,
Kiss the tears from your sexy eyes.
And as our passions begin to rise,
We'll...More...

14 comments | 33 kudos | 661 views | posted Nov 22, 2006 at 12:44 AM