| You just need a little more flavor. |
| about myself: |
So, you've got a great job, a house, a car. Your friends are encouraging and supportive. Your family adores you. Dogs, cats, and children flock to you. (yes, I have pretty broad sense of humor)
But, you're just missing that little something. You just need a little more flavor. Something to keep you on your toes.
I've met your type before and I know just what you need.
I can provide you with a ration of anxiety attacks, sleep disturbances, and newfound paranoia. I am also willing to upset the most solid of friendships, anger your mother, and challenge your ability to keep your job. I can convince you that you are responsible for my well-being and, despite the havoc I leave in my wake, you will be inexplicably attracted to me. (really though, I am very potty trained & well mannered)
I'm sure you're wondering how I will accomplish this feat. That is not important. My undeniable sex appeal, charm, and natural talent for mayhem will not fail.
What you should be asking is why. Why would you want this? Well, you'll be the first to admit that your comfortable life is getting quite dull. Once our courtship ensues you will have a renewed appreciation for the ho-hum. You'll catch glimpses of the life you once had...casual drinks after work, football on Sundays, barbeques in the summertime
This journey, this voyage will create a lifetime of unwavering appreciation for all of the things you had once thought to be dull. Food will taste better. Laughter will be more joyful. Warm human contact will be orgasmic. Plus, you will have an abundance of interesting stories to share with your loved ones. This experience may even lead to a new career as a motivational speaker.
Why am I willing to offer this life changing experience?
Pride
J
p.s. if you read this far and giggled at least once, then please touch base. I truly do have a serious side)
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| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, "Intimate" activities, Marriage |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Hazel |
| hair: | Dark brown |
| hairstyles: | Above the ears, Straight & natural |
| body type: | Average |
| height: | 5'8 (173cm) |
| weight: | 170 lbs (78kg) |
| bodyart: | None |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Hispanic/Latin |
| more specifically: | Mexican |
| speaks: | English, Spanish |
| religion: | Spiritual |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Yes! |
| living status: | Living alone |
| has children: | No |
| job: | Self-employed |
| about my work: |
| It's unique and a little comlicated however, I enjoy what I do very much. |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bars/pubs, Board games/cards, Computers/surfing the web, Dinner parties, Fashion events, Home improvement, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, News/politics/following current events, Outdoor activities, Reading, Sporting events, Travel, TV, Wine tasting, Working out, Shopping |
| attributes: | Funny, Adaptable, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| Most anything can make for a great ddate with the right person and attitude. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
| There are many things about a woman I find attractive however, if I had to define some traits I would say, open minded in where two people sharing common goals can go....ambitious, passionate, affectionate, loyal and honest are all a plus. |
| Ideal Match |
| hair: (med) | Auburn, Black, Brown, Copper red, Dark blonde, Dark brown, Light blonde, Light brown, Strawberry blonde |
| body type: (med) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Few extra pounds, Slim / Slender |
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