THE DIVORCE LETTER..............  
Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good...!!! I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been ...More...

21 comments | 7 kudos | 422 views | posted Apr 8, 2007 at 1:42 AM

What is it?  
WHAT IS IT??
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for
their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers.

The c...More...

5 comments | 1 kudo | 225 views | posted Apr 6, 2007 at 12:46 AM

Goodbye Bad Habits, Lesson Learned!  
I have found that most of my life, I have done all these things to be accepted and hopefully loved. The hardest part of my life was getting love and attention from my mother. My mother had a hard time...More...

11 comments | 5 kudos | 313 views | posted Mar 31, 2007 at 5:30 PM

Woman Are Evil By Nature  
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...

She gestured alluring to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As...More...

18 comments | 4 kudos | 402 views | posted Mar 30, 2007 at 10:46 PM

The Dangers of Belly Dancing  
Okay, first of all, anyone in bad physical condition may physically hurt themselves trying to practice belly dancing to a VCR or DVD the first time. I found THIS out the hard way. A friend of mine sen...More...

14 comments | 3 kudos | 540 views | posted Mar 21, 2007 at 11:48 PM

5 Minute Management Course...oldie but goodie!  
Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the d...More...

5 comments | 2 kudos | 249 views | posted Mar 19, 2007 at 12:04 AM

Hillary's Physical  
Here's a good example of political humor with a surprise ending. I think it is fun regardless of one's political persuasion.


Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out...More...

10 comments | 4 kudos | 341 views | posted Mar 17, 2007 at 3:38 PM

Tech Support (oldie but goodie!)  
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources...More...

2 comments | 1 kudo | 246 views | posted Mar 15, 2007 at 8:40 PM

How to save the airlines.......  
How to save the airlines.........
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the at...More...

9 comments | 0 kudos | 253 views | posted Mar 13, 2007 at 1:36 AM

How to Rope a Deer....Part Two, Finale  
That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day. Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on their back feet & strike right about head & shoulder level, & the...More...

7 comments | 2 kudos | 298 views | posted Mar 10, 2007 at 11:44 PM