Two Fleas  
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in
Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering
and shaking.

The other flea asks him "Why are you shaking so
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4 comments | 1 kudo | 373 views | posted Feb 4, 2007 at 9:06 PM

Pig 'Service'  
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they deci...More...

10 comments | 4 kudos | 407 views | posted Jan 28, 2007 at 12:16 AM

Getting to know them, pay attention!  
I recently wrote a short blog about commitments and ended up deleting it since the relationship didn't make a go of it. I apparently mistranslated something he said. Then later I found out he had two ...More...

6 comments | 3 kudos | 362 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 1:57 AM

Me and MD Life  
I recently wrote a blog about commitments and ended up deleting it since the relationship didn't make a go of it. I have found that I am pretty much an appeasing person. As a friend of mine called him...More...

1 comment | 3 kudos | 309 views | posted Jan 14, 2007 at 2:19 PM

Smoking preferences  
I just found an interesting thing out. I was doing a search online in MD just for fun, and realized someone I knew that was a smoker but did not mark the smoking or not smoking in anyway, did not pull...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 261 views | posted Jan 8, 2007 at 1:50 AM

Financial Drama  
What is financial drama you are wondering? It is some emotional impact you are having that affects your financial wellbeing or security. A lot of the time we have something happen in our lives, like i...More...

3 comments | 1 kudo | 248 views | posted Dec 30, 2006 at 10:28 PM

Too funny!  
Oh dear, I was posting in a thread, and more or less complaining, feeling a leetle peeoed at a friend male I am seeing. I wrote in one post about wanting to give a spiritual kick to my friend. In anot...More...

0 comments | 1 kudo | 255 views | posted Dec 15, 2006 at 9:24 PM

The Motorcyclist's Story Part 2  
...The combination of the force of the throw, only having one hand (the throttle hand) on the handlebars, & my jerking back unfortunately put a healthy twist through my right hand & into the throttle....More...

6 comments | 2 kudos | 186 views | posted Nov 17, 2006 at 7:22 PM

The Motorcyclist's Story Part one  
Go to the bathroom before reading this for the first time! It is too long for one post
I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dange...More...

0 comments | 1 kudo | 173 views | posted Nov 17, 2006 at 7:21 PM

Better than Viagra!  
A older couple is having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans overand asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sextogether over fifty years ago? We went behind this very old taver...More...

4 comments | 1 kudo | 258 views | posted Nov 14, 2006 at 9:32 PM