| Bohemian, Like you. |
| about myself: |
What do I want you to know about me? hmmm? I think you should know that I was kidnapped by nomadic Gypsies when I was 8. They took me across the country and sold me to a circus where I was part of of a sic sideshow called 'The Weasel Bag'. I don't like to talk about it. Also you should know that I have a healthy appreciation for art. Anything that is remotely artistic pricks my curiosity. I dabble in the visual arts, be it painting, drawing, photography, or video. I also spend a lot of energy in the musical arts. I play acoustic guitar and sing. I like all that stuff. oh and books are nice too.
now that said, i have a tendency to be introverted and shy at times. i make no appologies about it either. i like being immersed in my own thoughts sometimes. it's uniquely human to be able to ponder about our "lens of the world" so to speak.
I can have fun sitting at home watching a movie with the right people, bbq'ing with friends, grabbing drinks at the local pub, good conversation over coffee, sitting at the east window and painting as the sun comes up and gives you that invincible feeling, getting out to nature for some unforeseen adventure. I could have fun clipping my nails if I was in the right company.
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| willing to relocate: | Yes |
| marital status: | Single |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Long term relationship, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | Anywhere |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Blue |
| hair: | Dark blonde |
| hairstyles: | Braided or cornrows, Mullet, Bald or shaved |
| body type: | Athletic / Toned |
| height: | 6'0 (183cm) |
| weight: | 170 lbs (78kg) |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| religion: | Atheist |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | No, don't smoke |
| drinks: | Socially |
| living status: | Living alone |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Retail |
| about my work: |
| I am working on my Philosophy degree. |
| income: | $25,001 to $35,000 |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bars/pubs, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, Outdoor activities, Reading, Running/jogging, Travel, Wine tasting, Working out |
| attributes: | Funny, Active, Adaptable, Adventurous, Athletic/In Shape, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Family Oriented, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Organized, Outdoorsy, Positive Attitude, Problem Solver, Religious, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy |
| my idea of a great date: |
| I'm looking for a woman with big....firm...frontal lobes. i would enjoy going to a coffee shop, sitting drinking some tea or coffee, getting some dialog started or we could go to an art show at the local museum. I am not above going to a tractor pull for a date either. like i said it's all about the company you keep. If you are the kind of girl that is satisfied with the standard dinner and a movie then i am probably not the fella for you. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
first of all what I'm not looking for is, one night of passion, posers, bisexuals are also not welcome here. anyone that cannot decide between genders has issues with decision greater than I'm prepared to deal with. *also if you have "I'll tell you later" next to children in your profile, you are uninvited to respond. To me that speaks more loudly about your character than anything else. "mother is the word for god on the lips of children"
I'm searching for someone that knows and lives according to the belief that the largest sex organ is the brain. someone that wants to share themselves spiritually and emotionally as well as physically. someone that likes things like sunshine on your face, rain that comes straight down, thunderstorms that lurk on the horizon, a conversationalist, and someone a little adventurous.
I have recently compiled a list of questions that i will be using to screen candidates. please answer honestly:
1. Do you love your Mother and Father?
2. Are you an Alcoholic or Drug Addict?
3. Are you in denial about your Alcoholism or Drug Addiction?
4. Are you a compulsive liar?
5. Do you expect me to believe that?
6. Do you love animals?
7. Do you love animals so much that it is illegal in some states?
8. Do you have an Uncle-Daddy or a Sister-Mama in your family?
9. Are your whereabouts or actions being monitored by a covert governmental agency?
10. Are you the President?
11. Are you the leader of any Country, Race, Religion, Planet, or Universe?
12. Do you have pet names for your kitchen knives?
13. Were you born a woman?
14. Are you a woman now?
15. How many jars of urine do you like to keep in your closet?
16. Have you ever raped yourself?
18. How many spiders can you eat before you get sick?
19. Did you notice that I skipped number 17 and now feel like hurting yourself?
20. What does Human flesh taste like?
21. True or False: Crack is delicious |
| Ideal Match |
| drinks: (low) | Socially |
| body type: (low) | Athletic / Toned, Average, Curvy, Slim / Slender |
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