TRUE LOVE  

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph down the road on a motorcycle.

This is the conversation they had...

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not. Ple...More...

3 comments | 0 kudos | 75 views | posted Jun 9, 2007 at 12:30 PM

HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE  

She is 92 years old, petite, well poised, and proud. She is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed, and her makeup perfectly applied, in spite of the fact she...More...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 21 views | posted Jun 9, 2007 at 11:38 AM

THE DASH  

I read of a man who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone from the beginning...to the
end.
He noted that first came the date of her birth
and s...More...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 48 views | posted Jun 9, 2007 at 11:31 AM

8 GIFTS THAT DO NOT COST A CENT  

1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING...
But you must REALLY listen.
No interrupting, no daydreaming,
no planning your response.
Just listening.

2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...
Be generous with appropr...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 45 views | posted Jun 9, 2007 at 11:27 AM

KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR  


In this world full of hurt and pain,
I need someone who would help me through the rain.
To comfort me when Im sad,
Doing everything just to make me glad.

In this world I need a Brave Knight,...More...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 40 views | posted Jun 9, 2007 at 11:13 AM

FIVE MORE MINUTES  


While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground.
"That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the sl...More...

5 comments | 4 kudos | 134 views | posted Mar 16, 2007 at 9:29 PM

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED...  
Why does the sun lighten our hair,
but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouths closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "...More...

5 comments | 2 kudos | 98 views | posted Mar 14, 2007 at 7:57 PM

TOO OFTEN  


Too often we don't realize
What we have until it is gone.
Too often we wait too late to say
"I'm sorry - I was wrong."

Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones
We hold dearest to our hearts;
...More...

1 comment | 0 kudos | 74 views | posted Mar 9, 2007 at 10:52 AM

A FRIEND SHOULD BE...  


A Friend Should Be Radical...

They should love you when you're unlovable,
Hug you when you're unhuggable,
And bear you when you're unbearable.



A Friend should be Fanatical... ...More...

1 comment | 1 kudo | 49 views | posted Mar 9, 2007 at 10:41 AM

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS MORE THAN ANYTHING  
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.

He was tall, muscular, and handsome, w...More...

10 comments | 3 kudos | 213 views | posted Mar 8, 2007 at 5:43 PM