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| about myself: |
I'm Emily. I enjoy late nights at Wendy's, long walks, but not on the beach, playing Guitar Hero and hanging out with my best friends. I'm also very conceited.
I love lasagna more than I love air. I also incredibly enjoy hamburger helper. But, to my surprise, I don't like Hamburger Helper: Lasagna. It's nasty crap.
In all seriousness, I do think highly of my personality, but I'm very humble and down to earth. I'm charming when I want to be and very humorous when I want to be. It doesn't mean I can't get fiesty! I have a passion for heated discussions on controversial topics. I'm a very political person and have a lot of opinions in that area. On the other hand, I'm not very religious, but I still have tons of opinions in that area as well.
I absolutely hate asparagus. I don't know what it is about it, but it makes me want to punch a baby sometimes. Sometimes I think that's the reason my mom and I don't get along.
I'm addicted to lemonade, cigarettes, driving, Tahitian Orchid, lasagna, pens and sleep. Alright, I'm also addicted to Vincent D'onofrio. *shivers* Delicious.
I find the inner-psyche of the criminal mind utterly fascinating. I know that sounds creepy, but think of it this way: If I was ever hunted by a serial killer, I'd be able to evade their grasps with my knowledge of their minds.
I'm very blunt. Normally I don't care what you say or what you think; I'll express my opinion whether or not you like what I'm saying. I go by the rule, "If you don't like what's coming out of my mouth, then don't listen." That being said, I also have this very caring side to me and I honestly do care about people in general. I'm always catching myself doing the nicest things for people. Ask me about the homeless man in St. Louis.
I am a big nerd, and very proud of it. |
| willing to relocate: | Perhaps, if it was for the right person |
| marital status: | In a Relationship |
| seeking relationship: | Casual dating, Friendship, Whatever works |
| looking for a match: | within 50 miles of Jonesville, Michigan United States |
| Appearance |
| eyes: | Green |
| hair: | Light blonde |
| hairstyles: | Long & lush, Shoulder-length |
| body type: | Curvy |
| height: | 5'8 (173cm) |
| weight: | 170 lbs (78kg) |
| bodyart: | Ear piercing(s), Tongue piercing(s) |
| Background |
| education: | Some college |
| ethnicity: | Caucasian |
| speaks: | English, German, Italian, Spanish |
| religion: | Agnostic |
| Lifestyle |
| smokes: | Light smoker |
| drinks: | Rarely |
| living status: | Living alone |
| has children: | No |
| wants children: | Maybe/Undecided |
| job: | Computers/IT |
| about my work: |
| Work is very important to me, but my job isn't. I think it's an honorable thing to have any kind of job and to be working for what you want. People who just get things for free annoy me and people who mooch do the same. My job for the college I attend is basically just to keep me afloat and is somewhat of a joke to most of the people in my department. |
| political position: | Very Liberal |
| Qualities |
| activities: | Bars/pubs, Board games/cards, Cars/motorcyles, Clubbing, Computers/surfing the web, Movies, Museums/arts, Music/concerts, News/politics/following current events, Outdoor activities, Sporting events, Travel, TV, Video games, Volunteer work, Shopping |
| attributes: | Adaptable, Adventurous, Attractive, Caring, Communicative, Generous, Goal Oriented, Honest, Humble, Intelligent/Bright, Low Maintenance, Opinionated, Organized, Problem Solver, Respectful of Others Opinions, Self Confident, Sensitive, Strong Integrity, Trustworthy, Funny |
| my idea of a great date: |
I really enjoy laughter, so anything that would make me laugh would get me sold on your personality. I don't like the idea of a first date being just dinner and a movie. It's so boring and traditional. I would rather go go-karting or to an amusement park... just something out of the ordinary.
A great date would completely take me from the horrid world I live in and throw me into ecstacy. No, that doesn't mean sex, you pervs! It doesn't take a lot to make me happy, but it's the little things that people remember about me and little things that are good in this world that make me love people.
That being said, if we were on a date and you helped an old woman across the street, I would love that. Or if we were on a date and you somehow remembered that my favorite song from Phantom of the Opera is Masquerade, then I'd love that, too. |
| the person I would like to meet: |
Someone's sense of humor is the most important thing to me. If you can't laugh at dumb things and are all uptight and whatnot, then you're probably not for me.
Then comes the intelligence. I've tried dating dumb before and it doesn't work. I find the intelligence very intriguing and sexy. If you aren't smart, it's not going to work out.
I'd love to meet someone who just instantaneously made me feel safe and warm. I know that seems like a stretch, but it's what I want; haha.
I also want someone with some fire in him. I don't want somebody that's going to just agree with me for the sake of avoiding conflict. I want someone who's going to argue with me and tell me their opinion. I like the friskiness in people. I don't get offended easily, so someone who could make jokes at my expense would be awesome, too. I'm not uptight, to if you have the perfect opportunity to use a fat joke or an ugly joke on me, do it. I'd laugh about it for hours. It doesn't hurt my feelings. Haha.
Added note: I can't take people who just sit around at home, drinking and smoking pot their whole lives. Someone who has goals and is working towards those goals is someone I'd like to be with. People who have no motivation and are doing nothing with their lives annoy the shit outta me. |
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