Texas Chili Contest!!  
THIS IS SOME KIND OF CHILI CONTEST!!

If you can read this whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks, then there's no hope for you!
*Note: Please take time to read this ...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 232 views | posted Nov 23, 2008 at 6:15 PM

Guys.. a great gift for your gal..  
I bought something really cool for my wife. The occasion is my
retirement, and I was looking for a little something extra for my
lovely bride. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket
purse-si...More...

5 comments | 4 kudos | 228 views | posted Jun 9, 2007 at 1:00 AM

Unbelievable.. but true..  
Tonight on the news.. it told the story of a 9 yr old who had a baby.
A 25 yr old man? had sex with her 1-2 times a week for two years prior.
Her dad said that now, she has stretch marks and a sca...More...

16 comments | 3 kudos | 304 views | posted Apr 30, 2007 at 4:45 AM

Cuckoo Clock  
Cuckoo Clock

Just after I got married. I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight..promise!!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going dow...More...

2 comments | 0 kudos | 212 views | posted Apr 23, 2007 at 7:04 PM

Things that make you go... OH MYYYYYYYY.....  
I read a blog earlier today, about if you put your phone number in the search engine of GOOGLE..
it gives your name, address and a map to your house..

tonight I tried it.. and ya know what??
th...More...

8 comments | 3 kudos | 271 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 3:52 AM

Someone to hold on to...  
Do you ever have days where you just wish you had someone to hold you and tell you everything is going to be ok??

8 comments | 1 kudo | 257 views | posted Oct 15, 2006 at 6:18 PM

Mothers Day  
When my kids were young..
I thought they would never grow up!!!

Then.. all of a sudden.. they were teenagers...

When they left home I cried!!!
They were my main th...More...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 226 views | posted May 14, 2006 at 4:19 AM

Snow....  
I woke up this morning to around 4 inches of snow..

It was just beautiful out!! The snow was clinging to everything.. Such a site to see!!!

Doesn't everyone love SNOW!!!!

1 comment | 0 kudos | 221 views | posted Mar 21, 2006 at 10:15 PM

Life is Good!!  
some good philosophy.. George Carlin

Do you realize the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?

If you're less than 10 yrs old, your so excited about aging that yo...More...

0 comments | 0 kudos | 159 views | posted Mar 20, 2006 at 8:56 PM